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some questions about Emglish
how to say "ÎÒºÜÄî¾É¡±in english?

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
lynn
May 14, 2009

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endearments
A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the guy said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."




Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
jade f.
May 10, 2009

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Adam's Rib
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Austin seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of Adam's rib. Later in the week, Wendy, his mother, noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Austin, what's the matter?"

Little Austin responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."



Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
jade f.
April 30, 2009

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lookinf for someone who speak German
hello, everyone
My mother language is chinese, and I can speak English well, too. I am living in Switzerland-Lachen, hope can meet someone who is german speaker, we can exchange our language and practise together. please feel free to connect with me.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Cheryl H.
April 27, 2009

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Re:improve you chinese
hi i'm thai and want to talk to u so wait to hear from u soon see ya

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
warit s.
April 26, 2009

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Latest: April 26, 2009
improve you chinese
i would like to have a english partner to improve my english and i can also help you with everything about china

contact me! :)

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
Judy Z.
April 25, 2009

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Latest: April 26, 2009
I am Chinese.I want to practice English and I think we can learn each other.
I am Chinese.I want to practice English and I think we can learn each other.


Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
feng
April 24, 2009

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Re:Re:LOOK!LOOK@_@
Hi.I am a chinese guy.I am now studying in shanghai.My secondary language is english and my native language is chinese.I want to make friends with you and learn each other..please contact me and send email

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
haiyang g.
April 23, 2009

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Re:Re:Making Friends With Me!
I am Chinese.I want to practice English and I think we can learn each other.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
СÃæ°ü
April 18, 2009

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Latest: May 25, 2009
Be cautious of money cheats online

There is a Big Fat Liar in the World,and we should warn against the hateful swindlers.Here is their information:

1. Miss Khady Musa: a person in Dakar, Senegal,acts as a girl in the refugee camp and is eager to escape because sombody intends
to possess her late father's 6.2 million dollars deposited in UK.

2. Mrs. Laura Morton: Senior Manager - FTA International, This is a unreal bank manager,who says Khady's father's money is kept in their bank. Standard Chartered Bank

3. Dr(Barrister) Alih Ousman: This person acts as a lawyer ,assisting Khady to get lawful documents for the great fund.

4. Rev.Fr. John Obiah, a catholic Priest: This acts as a priest in the refugee camp, good to Khady and helping her make contact with
her ¡°partner".
They (perhaps only one) try hard to persuade some kind-hearted person to send them/him money to help Khady out.In fact their aim is money

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
jade f.
April 16, 2009

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