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the Chinese language is greeting you!

Hi, everyone,
How are you today?
Whoever wants to come to China and learn the Chinese language either for further study, for a job or for his/her hobby contacts me.The organizer has arranged for them free Food and lodging. This project suits an English native speaker,who is interested in Chinese history and culture as well as oral or written Chinese.So long

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
jade f.
April 14, 2009

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Mom and Dad
A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents' room. He naively opens the door to see what is going on, and beholds his dad "giving it" to his mom rather vigorously. While his mom doesn't notice, his dad looks up to see him there, and gives him a big grin and a wink.
The next evening, dad comes home from work. He hears banging and squealing from his son's room. He opens the door to see what's happening, and the son is banging his own grandmother!

The son looks up to see his father standing there, and says, "Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"



Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
jade f.
April 14, 2009

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Seek for friends
Hi,I am chinese,good to see you!if you want to learn ººÓï,I can help.I am learning English now~looking forward to talking to you !


Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
Foolish G.
April 12, 2009

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Re:Re:Making Friends With Me!
Hi,I am chinese,good to see you!if you want to learn ººÓï,I can help.I am learning English now~looking forward to talking to you !

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Bruce Y.
April 12, 2009

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Latest: May 25, 2009
Re:Making Friends With Me!
wo zhi dao english :)
can you teach me chinese???


Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Nancy
April 10, 2009

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Latest: May 25, 2009
Making Friends With Me!
I am a Taiwanese.I can speak both Taiwanese and Chinese.
I want to learn English.
Who can make friends with me.
I am a senior high student.A boy^^~

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; 
ÂC³½ÅøÀY
April 6, 2009

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Latest: May 25, 2009
Re:looking for a english partner to talk
Hi, I am a Chinese native...(If one is native, generally it is understood, well at least expected that you speak your native language); so I suggest to work on restructuring your phrases.

I can speak English, but I have not mastered it.

I still have some grammar errors.

How do you say,"Hi, how are you?, and

Thank you."



Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
charlotte s.
April 5, 2009

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Latest: April 5, 2009
looking for a english partner to talk
hi,I am a native chinese speaker.I speak english too but not a master at it. I still got some grammar errors.

I am looking for a native english speaker to perfect my english.
If anyone want to learn chinese mandarine. I am a perfect teacher for you.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
aya
March 31, 2009

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Latest: April 5, 2009
the Chinese language is greeting you!
Hi, everyone,
How are you today?
Whoever wants to come to China and learn the Chinese language either for further study, for a job or for his/her hobby contacts me.The organizer has arranged for them free Food and lodging. This project suits an English native speaker,who is interested in Chinese history and culture as well as oral or written Chinese.So long!

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
jade f.
March 27, 2009

# Msgs: 1

Broken engagement

The soldier serving overseas, far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."


Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
jade f.
March 19, 2009

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