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being late
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time ,when I come to the corner,a sign says:"shool go slow".
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
February 17, 2009
# Msgs: 1
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Ugly Baby
A man sits down on a Boeing 747 next to a mother holding her new baby. Proudly showing off her baby, she turned and angled him to her companion who'd just sat down next to her.
"Excuse me ma'am," said the man, "I don't mean to offend you, but that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my entire life."
Stunned at what she'd just heard and not sure she'd heard correctly the woman asked, "Excuse me?"
"I mean I've seen bad before, but this one's a real killer," answered the man.
Horrified and angered at the rudeness and audacity that had just been spat in her face, the woman started shrieking as loud as she could.
"I'm going to file a law suit against this airline and everyone who is on this plane! How dare someone insult me and my whole family like that and get away with it!"
At hearing the tumult, a stewardess hurried over to help out the screaming woman and try to calm her down.
"Excuse me ma'am why don't you just settle back while I get you a hot cup of tea, a pillow for your head, and a banana for your monkey."
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
February 15, 2009
# Msgs: 2
Latest: February 18, 2009
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Shaving off his beard
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Oh really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!" The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
February 15, 2009
# Msgs: 1
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TIE
A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?"
"No,"said the man, 'I need water, do you have water?'
'No,' said the Arab,' but I do have a wonderful selection of ties.' He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel. He crawled up the step, crying: 'Water! Water!'
The Manager approached him and said, 'I'm sorry Sir, you can't come in here without a Tie!'
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
February 15, 2009
# Msgs: 1
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joke
At a bar, one patron to another: ¡°Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.¡±
Why?
¡°You¡¯re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you¡±
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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Sherry
February 5, 2009
# Msgs: 1
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the late reason
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time ,when I come to the corner,a sign says:"shool go slow".
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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Sherry
February 5, 2009
# Msgs: 1
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a joke
Girl--"What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?"
Boy--"They're idiots."
Girl--"Then the imitation is successful."
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
February 4, 2009
# Msgs: 2
Latest: February 18, 2009
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welcome
Hi, everyone,
How are you today?
Whoever wants to come to China and learn the Chinese language either for further study, for a job or for his/her hobby contacts me.The organizer has arranged for them free Food and lodging. This project suits an English native speaker,who is interested in Chinese history and culture as well as oral or written Chinese.So long!
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
January 20, 2009
# Msgs: 1
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Re:how to say
If you want to buy half of a bike at 3:00 am>
quiero comprar media motocicleta a las tres de la mañana.
Now if you want to buy a bike at 3:30 am
quiero comprar una motocicleta a las tres y treinta de la mañana
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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alberto Q.
January 15, 2009
# Msgs: 2
Latest: January 15, 2009
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hi
hi everyone,i really need your help for my poor english,i can offer you my help with chinese ,hope we can be friends
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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haoz
January 12, 2009
# Msgs: 1
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