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free study of Chinese,Mandarin
Hi, everyone,
How are you today?
Whoever wants to come to China and learn the Chinese language either for further study, for a job or for his/her hobby contacts me.The organizer has arranged for them free Food and lodging. This project suits an English native speaker,who is interested in Chinese history and culture as well as oral or written Chinese.So long!
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
January 11, 2009
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How to say I'm going to buy a bike at half of three a.m in spanish?
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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jun w.
January 3, 2009
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Latest: January 15, 2009
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The first meeting gift---let you smile!
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)
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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Cherryin
December 30, 2008
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Bobby C.
December 26, 2008
# Msgs: 9
Latest: December 26, 2008
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cntact me
Hi, friend,contact me if you want to learn the Chinese language either orally or spokenly. Through our communication I can improve my English.I am patiently looking foeward to your visit my email.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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jade f.
December 25, 2008
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Re:English and Chinese exchange
Hello, Jade Fan. I would like to learn to speak some chinese. contact me so we can begin.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Andy F.
December 20, 2008
# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 20, 2008
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thank-you letter
Hi, Carole, many thanks for explaining to me the sentence "are you pulling my leg".
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Jade F.
December 20, 2008
# Msgs: 1
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look for Heraclio
Heraclio.Glad to have received your letter,but according to the email address, I'm sorry for not being able to have my letter e-mailed to you. Please offer me your own email address.Ok?
I'm looking forward to your contacting me.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Jade F.
December 20, 2008
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look for Heraclio
Heraclio.Glad to have received your letter,but according to the email address, I'm sorry for not being able to have my letter e-mailed to you. Please offer me your own email address.Ok?
I'm looking forward to your contacting me.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Jade F.
December 20, 2008
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Jade F.
December 18, 2008
# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 20, 2008
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