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ayuda me
i am english pseaker want ing to live in a spanish speaking country so need help with spanish
thaks chris
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Language pair: English; Spanish
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chris h.
July 3, 2005
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Sterben es einfach...
That is a line from "Saving Private Ryan."
Some more good lines about dying (this is the jokes board, after all):
"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
I forget the movie that this one came from:
"I'm not afraid to die. I do stand-up." ("Stand-up" means the comedian stands in front of the audience and tells jokes. It looks easy but to do it well is very hard.)
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Language pair: English; German
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Daniel T.
July 1, 2005
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Re:would you like to talk with me
I also like to talk with you,where a u?
I am 22 yrs boy student of university of colombo.
I would like to be a good friend,Friends are the wealthy of my life.
May the tripple gem bless you all!
Yours;
Chanaka
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Language pair: Chinese, Cantonese; English
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chanaka M.
June 29, 2005
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Latest: June 29, 2005
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prem y.
June 27, 2005
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Latest: June 29, 2005
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Re:Contact someone who knows ...
hola monsieur. mi nombre es esmirna tengo 21 anos y estoy interesada en aprender italiano .........como te gusta enseñar creo k no sera mucha molestia de tu parte.
si estas interesado en ser mi profesor respondeme .
un beso ........adios.
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Language pair: English; All
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esmirna m.
June 24, 2005
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Re:Not gold memeber, Help please.
hello lram
so I'm not a gold member, and I'm kurdish. I can help u about kurdish. so I want to learn english well.
we can contact each other in this way.
stay for your reply
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Language pair: English; Kurdish
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Azad R.
June 22, 2005
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Re: Teach me German and I will teach you English
Hello! I'm Divina from the Philippines. I need somebody who
can teach me German. I really wanted to learn this language and possible I could speak it fluently. When the right time comes for
me to chat with somebody, I will really appreciate it very much. I want somebody who would patiently teach me. As the saying goes "practice makes perfect." Please e-mail me. Good luck to all of us.
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Language pair: English; German
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Divina M.
June 21, 2005
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RE; WRITING
WRITING ME VIA E-MAIL IN GERMAN.
I WILL BE GETTING A MESSAGE FROM YOU SOON IN GERMAN.
IT IS EASY TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE THROUGH WRITTEN COMMUNICATION IN
GERMAN.
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Language pair: English; German
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Divina M.
June 21, 2005
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Re:Re:French
Hi Francois,
You would like to practice English and I would like to practice French. I am looking for someone who has Skype for voice chat. I am interested in practicing using a lesson plan from "mylanguage exchange". Please email me if you would like to try this. Thanks.
Chris
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Language pair: French; English
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Chris
June 19, 2005
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Duck calls and catfish bait
Actually, the name of the catfish has everything to do with the cat. The catfish is a scavenger, and it has tentacles around it's mouth that look very much like a cat's whiskers. That's why we call it a catfish.
But the point of the joke is that when the woman breaks wind,(when she "farts") she makes a sound that the blind man mistakes for the sound of a duck call, and an odor he mistakes for the smell of catfish bait.
Re:Question relating william
what it means by duck call is a wooden device used by hunters to mimck the sound of a duck to attrack ducks to kill.
catfish bait is a fishing bait made especially to catch a fish found in north america called a catfish(the name has nothing to do with a cat)
This is a reply to message # 53236
Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Category: Jokes
Post date: June 11, 2005
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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Mark S.
June 11, 2005
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Latest: December 14, 2005
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