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Re:Para quienes hablan o estudian español
Hola Val
!Felicitaciones por tu chiste! !Esta para morirse! ...de risa!
No te puedo ayudar con Italiano porque no lo sé pero te felicito de verdad!
Hasta la vista,
Mary Aponte
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Language pair: Spanish; Spanish
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maryjaponte l.
October 22, 2004
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Latest: October 22, 2004
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Leila A.
October 20, 2004
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Latest: October 22, 2004
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-Hello! Am I speaking to the mental hospital?
-I don't think so, we don't have a telephone here.
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(To practise you pronunciation, careful about "Jamaica"!)
-My wife has gone to the West Indies.
-Oh, Jamaica?
-No, she went there of her own accord!
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-Mamá, mamá, mi hermanito se hizo caca!
-Bueno, ve y cámbialo.
-No, no, se cayó del balcón!
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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american version
September 12, 2004
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Latest: February 10, 2005
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Tony W.
September 2, 2004
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Only a Joke - Vocabulary English -Spanish
Vocabulary
For English Spanish – A simple question and a Joke
When one want that other people answer a question, but is a Joke
How do you say in English?
Adivinanza?
It is correct Comundrum?
Or only a Joke?
Here it follows one:
He was famous for starring in a movie with a chimp;
She was famous for starring in a movie with a leopard.
Answer.
He: Ronald Reagan
She: Katharine Hepburn
I hope you like my Joke and hope somebody explains me the answer.
Regards,
Mary
It is correct Comundrum?
Or only a Joke?
Here it follows one:
He was famous for starring in a movie with a chimp;
She was famous for starring in a movie with a leopard.
Answer.
He: Ronald Reagan
She: Katharine Hepburn
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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maryjaponte l.
August 31, 2004
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Latest: February 11, 2005
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Re:can someone help
I can help you with russian. I'm a native speaker, live in Russia.
I need someone to help me with English.
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Language pair: Russian; Spanish
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Dmitriy
August 18, 2004
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Latest: August 18, 2004
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Re:can someone help
I can help you with Russian. I'm a native speaker, live in Russia.
In exchange I need someone to help me with English practice.
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Language pair: Russian; Spanish
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Dmitriy
August 18, 2004
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Latest: August 18, 2004
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Re:Poems....
Hey, tell you what. This poem may not be the best or can win you any contest but it tell the truth. It's a reality poem! Good job!
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Lee San C.
August 16, 2004
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Joke: Chiste del Asesino
Spanish Practice
Jokes
Chiste Asesino
We need some vocabulary for understand this joke.
Parricida: The person who kills to his father
Homicida: Who kills to another person.
Suicida: Who kills himself
Suizo: persona nativa de Suiza.
Un hombre pensaba de esta manera: El que mata al padre es un parricida,
a un semejante es un homicida, a un niño: infanticida. Por lo tanto, si alguien
mata a un suizo, es un suicida.
Eso es lo que puede llamarse un Chiste Cruel
I hope you enjoy this, ...Mary
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Language pair: Somali; English
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maryjaponte l.
August 16, 2004
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Re:can someone help
Hello, Raj
I can teach you spanish and in exchange you can teach me hindi.
E-mail me.
Adios.
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Language pair: Russian; Spanish
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Limegirlus V.
August 15, 2004
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Latest: August 18, 2004
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