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REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
IN HAMBURG,AFTER BEER FESTIVAL,WORLD FAMOUS BEER MANUFACTURER GATHER AT GRAND DINNER.
zai (HAMBURG),you ming de pijiu gonsi lean dao ren yi zhi chi wan fan.
PRESIDENT OF BUDWEISER ORDER BUDWEISER BEER AND DRANK.
baiwei pi jiu lean dao ren he baiwei pijiu.
TIGER BEER BOSS ORDER TIGER BEER AND DRANK,
hufa laopan he hufa pie jiu.
THEY ARE PRAISING THEIR PRODUCT.
tamen shuo ,"lao wan mei gua zi mei zi kua".tamen de pijiu shi zui hao de.
AFTER THAT QING DAO BEER PRESIDENT ARRIVE.
dao le QING DAO PIE JIU laoban.
HE ORDER A CUP OF LIME JUICE.
ta he le LIME JUICE.
OTHER BEER BOSS ASK ,WHY U DON'T DRINK YOUR PRODUCT BEER?HE ANSWERED."YOU ALL ARE NOT DRINKING BEER. SO I HAVE TO ABSTAIN FROM DRINKING BEER."
bie de pie jiu lean dao wen ,wei shenma ni bu he ni de pie jiu ne?
Ta huida ,nimen duo bu he piejiu, wo ye bu neng he pie jiu le.
"FOR MY FRIEND FROM ZHENG JIANG WHO STURDIED AT QING DAO."
NYO" FROM BURMA
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Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
Nyo, that was really funny!
This is the beer joke that I know:
How is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?
It's like f***ing close to water.
(where f***ing is a profane word which means to have sex, and often this word is used as an adverb to mean "really," "very" or "seriously.")
So Budweiser is like seriously close to (similar to) water.
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Re:Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
DEAR CHER,
THANK YOU FOR OTHER JOKES.WHAT IS THE MEANING OF PROFANE?F***ING.I KNOW ONLY ONE MEANING BEFORE.
NYO"FROM BURMA
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Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
nyo,xiexie ni fenxiang de xiaohua.
jiuzheng jige xiao cuowu.biaoti yinggai shi: zhen de pijiu
ling dao ren=ling dao=leader
lao wang mai gua zi mai zi kua
lime juice=ningmeng zhi
xiwang ni you xin de fenxiang~
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Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
Thanks for sending mail to mail.I want to learn English language because it is the international language.Moreover, I'm a medical student, so I want to be skillful in this language.Please help me.Thanks.
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