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Category: Jokes

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The Three Blondes...
Two blondes and a dumb blonde died in a car crash. As they stood before the pearly gates, God comes out and says, if you cange one thing about your self I'll send you down to earth.
The first blonde said make 2% smarter. She went down to earth and turned into a brunette.
The second blonde said make me 5% smarter. She went down to earth and turned into a red head.
The dumb blonde said make me 2% dumber...



She went down to earth and turned into a man! ;) lol! lol! lol! lol!
No offence to all yall men! ;) lol! lol! lol!

Language pair: English; Japanese
Brittney
October 14, 2002

# Msgs: 1

Norwegian joke
Hvorfor kan ikkke jeg spise når A4 Format?
(You will need to pronounce this correct to understand...)

Language pair: Norwegian; English
Ole Bjørnstad
October 14, 2002

# Msgs: 1

Re:no joke
hi

i'd love to learn you some dutch (i'm from belgium so i'm a native speaker) but i'm not a gold member either...
so i don't know how i can help you, sorry


bye
ulrike dragon

Language pair: Dutch; Danish
ulrike dragon
October 13, 2002

# Msgs: 2
Latest: October 13, 2002
HUNGARIAN GOLD MEMBER
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!!!
I AM LOOKING FOR A HUNGARIAN GOLD MEMBER TO EXTEND MY HUNGARIAN. COULD YOU PLEASE CONTACT ME!! IM DESPERATE! IN RETURN, I WILL TEACH YOU ENGLISH... THANK YOU A LOT!

Language pair: English; Hungarian
Sharon Madarász
October 12, 2002

# Msgs: 1

i know it's old ...
whats brown and sticky?
a stick

hahahahahahhahaahhaha.hmm

Language pair: English; French
vomle
October 10, 2002

# Msgs: 2
Latest: October 26, 2002
GOLD MEMBERS PLEASE HELP ME
HELLO DEAR SIRS/MADAM,
I AM N.NAGENDRA KUMAR LIVING IN INDIA AND I AM VERY MUCH INTERESTED IN LEARNING TWO OF WORLDS BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGES JAPANESE AND GERMAN.I HAVE ALREADY UNDERGONE DEUTCH CLASSE BUT I COULDNT FINISH IT AS I HAD COMPLETELY INVOLVED MYSELF IN ENGLISH AND OTHER STUDIES.NOW SINCE I AM WORKING I CAN MAKE SOME TIME TO LEARN GERMAN AND JAPANESE IT WAS MY DREAM TO READ WRITE AND COMPREHEND JAPANESE.I TOUGHT I CANNOT DO IT UNTIL I SAW THIS SITE.SO I HVE PUT FORWARD MY PLEAD NOW IT IS FOR MY SENIORS (ie) THE GOLD MEMBERS TO DECIDE IF THIS JUNIOR IS ENTITLED OR NOT.
THANKING YOU ,
N.N.KUMAR
MY SOURCE : COUNTRY = INDIA CITY = NEW DELHI


Language pair: Japanese; German
NAGENDRA N.KUMAR
October 9, 2002

# Msgs: 1

Re:Me Too
Hee, hee, that was cute--

Language pair: English; Urdu
Ali
October 7, 2002

# Msgs: 2
Latest: October 7, 2002
TRYIN TO LEARN
IM TRYING TO LEARN PORTUGUES AND I REALLY NEED HELP I CAN TEACH ENGLISH VERY WELL PLEASE REPLY

Language pair: English; Portuguese
Cryste'l allen
October 3, 2002

# Msgs: 1

how the heck?
okey is it "ahoj" when you greet some one, and you say "ahoj" when you say goodbye,,? and how the heck you end a conversation on the phone with some one? you say ahoj(for hello),,and then you say ahoj(for bye) so what do you do ? do you have to start all over the conversation? hmmm...

Language pair: English; Slovak
Fernando P.
October 1, 2002

# Msgs: 3
Latest: October 26, 2002
Part two of cool golf joke!!!
"Well," says the driver, "It has everything. It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 litre V12 engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "thata be something."

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.

"Thata be $30.17," says the attendant.

The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are golf tees.

"What dem little wooden things?" asks the attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.

"Wow," says the attendant, "dem Cadillac people think of everything!"



Language pair: Polish; English
Nicholas
September 10, 2002

# Msgs: 1

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