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joke the pirate
Ok here we go a sailor walks into a bar he looks around see a man dressed as a pirate so he sites next to him he looks at the bartender say give me a shot of rum bartender hands him a shot he drinks the shot looks at the pirate and say are you really a pirate. Pirate says yarggg that I be. Sailor says ok then if your a pirate how you het your peg leg. Pirate says it was a bad storm a wave knocks me into the big blue as my crew was pulling me out of the water a shark bites me leg off. Sailor looks at the bartender ask for another shot then he drink it then he asked if your a pirate how you get your hooks. Pirate says I lost it during an battle I was slashing em left and right next thing I knew one of the scaly wags cut it right off. Sailor looks at the bar keep say por me to shots of rum he downs them both and ask him ok if your a real pirate how you get your I patch. Pirate say to him lost it one day looking up. Sailors says up really. Pirate says yarggg that's right seagull pooped right in me eye. Sailors says you lost your eye to bird poop. Pirate say nope 1st day with the hook XD

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December 2, 2015

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