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Re:British jokes (or American, Australian... Just jokes in english)
You've got a good one.
How about this:

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Matt
May 14, 2018

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Re:British jokes (or American, Australian... Just jokes in english)
I have one:

What part of the car is the laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tired!

Haha, I know, awful but it gets me to chuckle every time

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Jose
Cortez

May 19, 2018

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Re:Re:British jokes (or American, Australian... Just jokes in english)
What noise annoys an oyster?

A chew! (Like the sound of someone sneezing)

Not a very good joke :S Here's a better one:

An astronaut visits a remote planet and meets intelligent alien life. As two aliens make him visit their city, he notices something about the population and asks the two aliens about it:
"I noticed that people around here sometimes laugh after someone told them a number. I don't understand what makes them laugh.
- Oh, it's simple," answers one of them. "We, aliens, like to tell each other jokes. But sometimes they're too long to tell and some of us have tight schedules. So we numbered all the existing jokes, and instead of telling the whole story, we just say the associated number so that the other person remembers the joke and laughs. It's shorter this way. It's easy, you should try!
- Eh, ok... 11632?
- Hahaha! This is so funny! I had never heard this joke before!"

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Alec
May 28, 2018

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