| Most Recent Messages of Each Discussion |
Created by |
Joke: A Cow, an Ant and an old fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
>
>
Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to say something...
|
Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 1
|
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 1
|
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 3
Latest: September 8, 2013
|
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 12
Latest: September 8, 2013
|
Re:hello,everyone
Hi there
I can help you with English, can you help with chinese
Regards
Aziz
|
Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 6
Latest: September 8, 2013
|
Irish jokes , we english love jokes about the Irish (irish are great people btw)
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a
final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
"What the are you doing Mick?" says Paddy.
"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me", says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor".
|
Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 1
|
Re:Re:Re:Hello~I want to improve my oral English ability.
Hi there
I am coming to China in October and would like to meet a friend to help each other with languages and spend time together. If you are interested then please let me know.
Regards
Aziz
|
Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 12
Latest: September 8, 2013
|
Re:Re:Hello~I want to improve my oral English ability.
Hi there
I am coming to China in October and would like to meet a friend to help each other with languages and spend time together. If you are interested then please let me know.
Regards
Aziz
|
Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 12
Latest: September 8, 2013
|
Re:Hello~I want to improve my oral English ability.
Hi there
I am coming to China in October and would like to meet a friend to help each other with languages and spend time together. If you are interested then please let me know.
Regards
Aziz
|
Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 12
Latest: September 8, 2013
|
Re:Re:I want to Learn Chinese
Hi there
I am coming to China in October and would like to meet a friend to help each other with languages and spend time together. If you are interested then please let me know.
Regards
Aziz
|
Language pair: Bengali; Chinese, Mandarin
|
|
Azizur R.
September 8, 2013
# Msgs: 7
Latest: September 8, 2013
|
