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RED TOMATOES.(JOKE ONLY FOR MEN)
Herr Schmidt und Frau Klein sind die Bauern.Ihre Firmen belegen neben einander.Sie pflanzen Tomaten,Kohl und Gurken.Herrn Schmidt Tomaten sind rot und scho"n.Frau klein Tomatan sind hellgru"n unt nicht interessant.Frau klein fragt Herrn Schmidt,
"Ihre Tomaten sind rod und scho"n,aber meine nicht.Wie macht ihr ihre Tomaten rot?herr Schmidt anwort,"Ich wandeln,zwei mal eine Woche,im Bereich,damal Ich wandeln nackt.Blumen bescha"mt und erro"tete.Frau Klein sagt,"Ich werde ihre methode copieren.
nach zwei woche verging,Herr Schmidt und Frau Klein treffen sich.Schmidt fragt Klein,wie geht es ihre Tomaten?Sind die rot geworden? Klein anwotet,"Tomaten sind nicht rot,aber Gurke waren grosser als zuvor.
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Language pair: German; English
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nyo k.
April 25, 2011
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Latest: May 1, 2011
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Re:POST OFFICE STEAL MONEY.youju tou cheng(FOR LI LI)
HI THERE,MY NAME IS "NYO" GUTEN TAG!!
I TRANSLATE REFERENCE JOKE INTO GERMAN.GERMAN SPEAKING FRIENDS PLEASE CORRECT MY GERMAN.
EINES TAGES JEDE POST BEKOMMT EINE BRIEF WELSCHES OHNE BRIEFMERKE,ADRESSIEREN NACH GOTT,UNNEAT GESCHRIEBEN.
IN DIE BRIEFE SCHREIBT,EINE ALTE GROZZMUTTER(OMA) BEFINDEN SCHWIERIGKEITEN
WEIL IHRE EINSPARRUNG GELD 100 MARK GESTOLEN HABEN.DAS IST ALLES WAS IHR BESITZ. KOMMENDEN MONAT IHR HAT KEIN GELD DAS ESSEN ZU KAUFEN.ALSO BITTE GOTT ZU HELFEN.
POST MEISTER OFFNEN BRIEF DAN LESE.IHR GEFULT SCHADE FUR ALTE OMA.IHR BITTE STOFF,SAMMELN GABE UND BEKOMT 96 MARK.POST MEISTER SENDEN DIESES GELD NACH ALTE OMA.
EINA WOCHE PASSIERT,POST BEKOMT EINE BRIEF ADRESSIEREN NACH GOTT.IN DER BRIEF......
"DANKE SCHON GOTT.ICH BEKOME DAS GELD IHR GESENT HABEN, ABER NICHT VOLL 100 MARK SONDERN 96 MARK.WEINIGER4 MARK. ES KONNEN GESTOLEN HABEN VON POST STOFF.
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Language pair: English; German
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nyo k.
April 14, 2011
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Latest: April 15, 2011
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Re:Re:i want to practice geman!
Hey Kathtarina I am an eglish and Spanish speaker! I need help with my german so I guess we could be learning partners! answer asap so i can add you :) thanks! Danke! Gracias!
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Language pair: Spanish; German
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Sofia C.
March 30, 2011
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Latest: April 28, 2011
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Sofia C.
March 29, 2011
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Latest: April 28, 2011
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Re:i want to practice geman!
hii :)
my name is katharina and i come from germany ;)
I can help you with your german of course, but i don't speak spanish.. but i want to learn it :)
so please write me, when you are interested ;)
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Language pair: Spanish; German
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Katharina
March 28, 2011
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Latest: April 28, 2011
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Re:i want to practice geman!
i know you've posted that you want to learn German. I don't know anything German but I want to know what your spanish joke means. i hope you can give a translation. Thank you!:)
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Language pair: Spanish; German
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marianna
March 10, 2011
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Latest: April 28, 2011
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Re:Which one is correct?
hi,
the two forms are correct ,but I like the first one more!
warm wishes
emily!
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Language pair: English; German
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Emily W.
December 30, 2010
# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 30, 2010
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Which one is correct?
Hello,
Could you please let me know which of the following expression is correct?
Ich moechte mein Deutsch verbessern.
Ich moechte meine Deutschkenntnisse verbessern.
Vielen Dank!
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Language pair: English; German
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anna z.
December 30, 2010
# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 30, 2010
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Re:Re:Re:sorry i'm so late...
Hallo Sonja,
I know, Christmas is a busy time for most of us, I hope you thoroughly enjoy your time :) And this is leisure activity, post things whenever you please. How about we send each other a "Hi" when we post something? That way we don't nee to regularly check the board to see if there's any messege.
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Language pair: English; German
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Tara
December 14, 2010
# Msgs: 4
Latest: December 14, 2010
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Re:Re:sorry i'm so late...
again late... it's christmas time and there is so much to do!
wow, thank you for the explanation - it really helps a lot!
currently i don't have the time but i hope i will manage it to translate another joke in the next days. it would be great to have your help then again!
greetings from germany to you, tara! :-)
sonja
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Language pair: English; German
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Sonja
December 12, 2010
# Msgs: 4
Latest: December 14, 2010
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