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大家好,我是中国人,住在北京 朝阳区,想找一位英语为母语的朋友帮我提高英语,我可以教你中国普通话,带你游北京。

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April 2, 2019

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I'm not a gold member
my native language is Chinese Mandarin, I wanna learn English. If you wanna learn Mandarin We can exchange. please add me Wechat : boycezhao

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Jacob Z.
November 8, 2018

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Re:Chinese joke
LMAO

This one choked me up. I'm a native Chinese speaker but never had heard of this joke. And I just learnt a new work "pungent". Thanks for sharing Mae.

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Alex W.
October 9, 2018

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Latest: October 9, 2018
Re:Chinese joke
Haha this one is nice! Didn't know that qiang meant also talking trash to Others! Thank you!

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Eli C.
September 13, 2018

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Latest: October 9, 2018
Re:Chinese joke
Haha this one is nice! Didn't know that qiang meant also talking trash to Others! Thank you!

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Eli C.
September 13, 2018

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Latest: October 9, 2018
Chinese joke
Just wanna share a Chinese joke that cracks me up so hard, lol.

有一天芥末走在路上就被揍了,因為它太嗆了。
Translation: One day Wasabi walked on the street and it got beaten. Why? Because it is too pungent.

Actually, it is a pun joke in Chinese. "嗆" can both mean spicy and talking trash to others. I hope this one can amuse people who r learning Chinese haha.

Btw, I can teach u mandarin and traditional Chinese characters. And I'm looking for people who can exchange English or Japanese with me. Please feel free to message me. :)

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Mae W.
August 16, 2018

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Latest: October 9, 2018
Native Mandarin speaker, contact me for language Exchange
I was born and raised in mainland China, and I got a Master degree in Communication in Hong Kong. I moved to Toronto a month ago and would love to make more friends to further improve my spoken English. I used to write video scripts and make movies with my Chinese friends. I love acting, dancing and swimming. Contact me if you would like to know Chinese culture and let's chat! You could add my wechat by searching athenadian, which is the most popular instant communication app in China.

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
Diandian (Athena)
March 25, 2018

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Latest: April 3, 2018
Re:你能看懂这个中文笑话吗?
Hey Daniel,

Yes, with Google Ttranslate I can understand your joke. Since my mom (she is 56 years old) got Whatsapp she uses her handy more often than I do. She shows me ridiculous videos, I can not laugh about,but so are parents...
So some days ago, I started to learn Mandarin and there are a lot of good websites.
But I can not see the wood for trees. I don't really know where to begin.
Should I learn some characters first of all. But which are important ones?
Do exist a system to learn the writing of the character?
What about the grammar? I read very often that the grammar is not so important in mandarin, is that true?
And what about the pronunciation, I know there are four different tones, but I can not hear the differences among them.

I know that's a lot of questions, and I'm sorry for that. I just looking for some good tipps & tricks to get a feeling for chinese.

I'm happy to hear from you,
Greeting Rick

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Rick
February 10, 2018

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Latest: February 10, 2018
你能看懂这个中文笑话吗?
我也想放下手机多陪陪父母,可当我放下手机后,发现父母手里拿着手机
Hi, I am Daniel.
I am glad to meet you and talk about Mandarin
Now, I live in china, worked as a mandarin teacher
My bachelor's degree is teaching Chinese as a Foreign language
That means I have a systematic education and sufficient experience
I can help students at any level as long as you are interested in mandarin
Whether you are a beginner or stay in the advanced stage
I can help you learn well, speak well, and use well
When you have problems, you can feel free to contact me
I will use Chinese to answer your questions
Finally, I hope to hear from you soon!


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凯达Daniel 房.
January 25, 2018

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Latest: February 10, 2018
很高兴认识你
如果你愿意学习中文,可以找我练习,哈哈哈

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Peng A.
January 11, 2018

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