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Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
Nyo, that was really funny!
This is the beer joke that I know:
How is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?
It's like f***ing close to water.
(where f***ing is a profane word which means to have sex, and often this word is used as an adverb to mean "really," "very" or "seriously.")
So Budweiser is like seriously close to (similar to) water.
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Cher E.
May 8, 2011
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REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
IN HAMBURG,AFTER BEER FESTIVAL,WORLD FAMOUS BEER MANUFACTURER GATHER AT GRAND DINNER.
zai (HAMBURG),you ming de pijiu gonsi lean dao ren yi zhi chi wan fan.
PRESIDENT OF BUDWEISER ORDER BUDWEISER BEER AND DRANK.
baiwei pi jiu lean dao ren he baiwei pijiu.
TIGER BEER BOSS ORDER TIGER BEER AND DRANK,
hufa laopan he hufa pie jiu.
THEY ARE PRAISING THEIR PRODUCT.
tamen shuo ,"lao wan mei gua zi mei zi kua".tamen de pijiu shi zui hao de.
AFTER THAT QING DAO BEER PRESIDENT ARRIVE.
dao le QING DAO PIE JIU laoban.
HE ORDER A CUP OF LIME JUICE.
ta he le LIME JUICE.
OTHER BEER BOSS ASK ,WHY U DON'T DRINK YOUR PRODUCT BEER?HE ANSWERED."YOU ALL ARE NOT DRINKING BEER. SO I HAVE TO ABSTAIN FROM DRINKING BEER."
bie de pie jiu lean dao wen ,wei shenma ni bu he ni de pie jiu ne?
Ta huida ,nimen duo bu he piejiu, wo ye bu neng he pie jiu le.
"FOR MY FRIEND FROM ZHENG JIANG WHO STURDIED AT QING DAO."
NYO" FROM BURMA
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nyo k.
May 2, 2011
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nyo k.
April 15, 2011
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POST OFFICE STEAL MONEY.youju tou cheng(FOR LI LI)
ONE DAY,A POST OFFICE RECEIVE A LETTER ON WHICH NO STAMP WAS FIXED AND ADDRESSING TO GOD IN UN NEAT HAND WRITING.
you yi tian,yi ge youju shou dao le yi feng meiyou youpiao de xin.xinfeng shang xie le bu piaoliand de zi"song dao lao tian"
IN THE LETTER MENTION,AN OLDE LADY IN TROUBLE,BECAUSE HER SAVING MONEY 100 $STOLEN BY THE THIEF.THAT IS ALL MONEY WHAT SHE POSSESS AND SHE WILL BE IN DEEP WATER THE WHOLE MONTH FOR EATING.SO REQUEST GOD FOR HELP.
xin limian xie,yi ge lao nei nei you mafang yinwei ta de cheng100 quai bei tou le.lai yi ge yue you mafang mei you cheng mei donxi chi.soyi ta qing lao tian bang ge mang.
POST OFFICE MASTER OPEN UP ENVELOPE AND READ.HE FEEL PITY AND COLLECT DONATION FROM STUFF AND GOT 96$.
youju leandao renda kai xin feng du le xin.ta tong qinglao nei nei.ta qing gongzuo ren bang ge mang.shou dao 96 yuan.
POST OFFICE MASTER SEND MONEY TO OLD LADY.
youju leandao ren song le zhe ge cheng dao lao nei nei.
AFTER ONE WEEK LATER,POST OFFICE RECEIVE A LETTER ADDRESSING TO GOD. IN THE LETTER...."THANK YOU GOD.RECEIVE MONEY YOU SENT,BUT NOT FULL 100 DOLLAR,SHORT 4 DOLLAR.MAY BE POST OFFICE STUFF STEAL.
yi ge yue yi hou,youju shou dao yi feng xin tizhi dao lao tian.,xin limian shuo.......
"xie xie lao tian.shou dao ni song de cheng.danshi bushi 100 quai, cha le 4 yuan.
kennenshi youju ren tou de.
DEAR LI LI.zhe ge gushi dui le ne wo tebie xie de,ne ye xie yi zhi hua dui wo zhe li(JOKE SECTION).wo bu hui xie hang zi.piyin ye cha.wo ye mei you gold member,yue duo xie yue duo zhidao ge.(THE MORE WE WRITE THE MORE WE KNOW EACH OTHER).
BTW HOW YOU TRANSLATE "DONATION" IN CHINESE.
ALL ENGLISH,CHINESE SPEAKING FRIENDS PLEASE CORRECT MY ENGLISH AND CHINESE.THANK YOU.
NYO
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nyo k.
April 13, 2011
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Re:Re:nothing gan ni nei,little zhi bai, Too much lanjiao
SORRY FOR NOT EXPLAINING THE WORDS BECAUSE IT IS NOT POLITE TO TELL IN PUBLIC.BUT U CAN NOT ENJOY THIS JOKE IF U DON'T UNDERSTAND.I WILL EXPLAIN.I THINK THIS USAGE CAN HEAR ONLY INSOUTHERN PART OF CHINA.
GAN NI NEI=MAKE LOVE YOUR GRANDMA
ZHIBAI = FEMALE GENITAL
LANJIAO =MALE GENITAL
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nyo k.
April 8, 2011
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Lily
April 8, 2011
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nothing gan ni nei,little zhi bai, Too much lanjiao
In my country,most of the cook in restaurant are chinese ,who speak a little native language.One day one villager come to town and go into restaurant and order one plate of fry noddle.People living in town understand some chinese,but villagers don't understand chinese even a word. While looking the cook frying noddle,the villager said,"put too much noodle". cook say yes. Then villager say" put much meat" .cook say yes but not happy.and then villager say put much sausage and eggs,don't put much soy sauce,not much fish sauce,....this and that. cook become angry and shout" gan ni nei zhi bai, lan jiao" Not knowing the meaning the villager say.'don,t put gan ni nei,but put little zhibai and much lanjiao."
if joke is rude and dirty, excuse me.But it was really happen in front of me.we have to laugh,and share you all.
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nyo k.
April 6, 2011
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Àò È.
April 4, 2011
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Re:why?
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ÓÀ»Ô Ñ.
March 31, 2011
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why?
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yunsong H.
March 29, 2011
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