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I will be very glad if you contact me to make english practice by writing

Language pair: English; German
Mehmet M.
August 22, 2009

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JOKE - WITZ -
An elephant and a mouse in the swimming pool:
Mouse: "Just finish your drink and let's go!"

Ein Elefant und eine Maus sitzen im Swimming Pool:
Maus: "Trink aus und gehen wir!"

I hope that it's a little bit funny - if not, I'm sure that I didn't correctly express the joke.

Lovely Greetings from Austria

Language pair: German; French
Stauz -.
August 20, 2009

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Latest: August 28, 2009
Re:Help
I would like share Chinese with you since Chinese is my native language. Would you like give me some help in English?

Language pair: German; 
liu l.
August 20, 2009

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Latest: August 20, 2009
Re:Help
I would like share Chinese with you since Chinese is my native language. Would you like give me some help in English?

Language pair: German; 
liu l.
August 20, 2009

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Latest: August 20, 2009
Re:Help
hi i would like to help with spanish language,you help me with my english french please

Language pair: German; 
david r.
August 19, 2009

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Latest: August 20, 2009
welcome
Hi,
my name is Natalie, 29 years old and from Switzerland.
is here somebody who's speaks africaan and could teach me in them?
Also I need help also with english. You would like to improve your german? you are welcome....
c u soon, hope so!

Language pair: German; English
Natalie D.
August 18, 2009

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Re:Deutch-englisch-english-german
Hey greebo!
are u looking for somebody who's nativ language german?
maybe you can help me with english?
please contact me, i am not a gold member....
c u soon, hope so!

Language pair: English; German
Natalie D.
August 17, 2009

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Latest: August 17, 2009
Help
hello

I´m able to give you lessons in:
German, Swiss-german
French
English
Croatian

I´m interested for exchange in:
Russian (already some practice)
Spain
Chinese (Mandarin)

Please contact me, because I´m no gold member. Thanks!
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Hallo
Ich kann dir folgende Sprachen beibringen:
Deutsch
Englisch
Französisch
Kroatisch

Und als Austausch dafür hätte ich gerne jemanden, der mir Russisch, Spanisch oder Chinesisch (Mandarin) beibringen könnte.

Bitte kontaktiert mich, da ich kein Goldmitglied bin. Danke!
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Bonjour
Je peux donner des lecons a celles langues:
Anglais
Francais
Allemand
Croat

Et j´aimerais qqn qui peut m´apprendre le Russe (deja apris beaucoup), l´espagnol ou le chinese (Mandarin)

Vous devez me contacter, parce que je ne suis pas un "Goldmember". Merci
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Dobar dan
Ja vas mogu nauciti ove jezike:
Hrvatksi
Njemacki
Engleski
Francuski

A zelim nauciti Russki (vec znam mnogo), spanjolski ili Kineski

Molim vas da me kontaktirate nekako, posto ja nisam "Goldmember".
Hvala

Language pair: German; 
Niko
August 10, 2009

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Latest: August 20, 2009
Re:ma invatati romaneste....
Grüß Sie! Ich könnte Ihre/n gerne mit Rumänisch Sprache helfen. Bis Bald! Lumi.

Language pair: German; Romanian
Luminita G.
August 3, 2009

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A joke!!
Hallo allerseits!

Warum heißen Pferde, Pferde?
Weil,sie auf der Erde leben, sonst müssten sie Pflüfte heißen.

Geht eine Frau in die Buchhandlung und fragt die Verkäuferin: "Haben Sie das Buch Reiten lernen in drei Tagen?" Daraufhin sagt die Verkäuferin:" Märchenbücher, zweiter Stock!"

Well, bye, salut, ciao, Näkemiin!
Anna


Language pair: German; 
Anna
July 31, 2009

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