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Can you help me pactice German ?
Hello,my name is Raina, I studied German a little bit, and I'd love if there're people that want to help me improve it.Also if you want to study Bulgarian-here i am!!:)

Language pair: Bulgarian; German
Raina
July 26, 2009

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Ein kleiner Witz!
Here a little joke, for anyone who is learning german.
Stehen zwei Schafe auf der Weide.
Schaf 1: "Mäh"
Schaf 2: "Mäh, doch selber."


Language pair: German; 
Anna
July 17, 2009

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sayings
Inside of a dog, it´s to dark to read.
( croucho marx - marx brothers )

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Sex is the most fun you can have, without laughing.

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Wer A sagt, muss nicht B sagen, er kann auch erkennen, dass A falsch ist.



Language pair: German; English
angela
July 11, 2009

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Re:Is here a place for Jokes, it isn´t???
heh... cute.

Language pair: Spanish; German
mirsa a.
July 10, 2009

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Latest: July 10, 2009
Making frinds, I can offer Chinese, Taiwaness and English
I have been to german school for almost 6 months, but the grammar is very complicated and frustrating. I am from Taiwan and have no trouble speaking English, so if any of you mastering German and seeking for English, Mandarin or Taiwaness pair, please feel free to reply my message.Thank you!


Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; German
Cheryl H.
July 2, 2009

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Please help me
I am an Austrian girl and i would learn english becouse i have an amarican/german boyfriend.I am afraid to speak english with him because my english is terrible.
Please help!!!

Language pair: German; 
Viktoria K.
June 29, 2009

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Re:Hello
Ich will Deutschen lernen
Ich bin learnig Deutsche
Ich bin spanisch
Ich spreche Englisch auch

Bis Bald

Language pair: Albanian; German
Guadalupe C.
June 28, 2009

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Latest: June 28, 2009
Re:Searching for English speaking people ;)
Hi Marc..You can get my help in English. I am keen on omproving my German. Hope you will agree. good luck.

Language pair: German; English
rajagopalan c.
June 28, 2009

# Msgs: 3
Latest: June 28, 2009
Kerstin
Hello I saw your details on here and wondered if you would like to correspond.
Carsten

Language pair: English; German
Carsten B.
June 19, 2009

# Msgs: 1

Joke
I am looking for someone to help me with German as a penfriend. I am 55 yrs Male in UK. I am interested in walking, reading, sport, Indian food and generally learning.

Joke: someone told me there is a Space Centre in Ireland, its in County Down they said! I think maybe they are taking the p!!!!

Casher

Language pair: English; German
Carsten B.
June 15, 2009

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