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Re:attention dutchies
Hi Karen,
I'm Emiel Vrolijk, a 14 years old Dutch boy. I could teach you Dutch if you want to. By the way, my uncle has immegrated from the Netherlands and now he lives in Australia, too.
Okay,
See ya!

Language pair: English; All
Emiel V.
December 5, 2005

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Re:Re:Desperate guy offers his spanish for English
Suprise, suprise!

I can probably help you out with your Spanish. I speak both English and Spanish. My Spanish grammar is kinda rusty but I'm sure we can help each other out.

Language pair: English; Spanish
Joanna C.
December 3, 2005

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Re:Hallo
Mystery: urxedayskamef?
I'm not gold@ member. ru

Language pair: English; German
Maxim F.
December 2, 2005

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Latest: December 2, 2005
Re:Send me a joke in your language, please.
Hi kristina Here are two: (spanish-english)

Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice:
- A ver, usted, deme su nombre.
- ¡Sí, claro! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo yo?

A policeman detains a transient and says to him:
"Let's see, you, give me your name."
"Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!"

Hay tres clases de personas:
las que saben contar y las que no.

There are three kinds of people:
those who know how to count, and those who don't.





Language pair: English; Spanish
Enav A.
November 28, 2005

# Msgs: 1

Hallo
Hi,

I am learning German at present and would be grateful if you can offer your hand to improve my German. My native language is Chinese and my first foreign language is English. I can help you a bit if you want to practise either of the above two languages. I am not a gold member here, so please kindly leave your messages in my mail boxes. Cheers:)

Language pair: English; German
Anna Z.
November 21, 2005

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Latest: December 2, 2005
Re:Re:Por Favor, puede traducir , not clear
"no (or don't)...and tell me what happens!"
i'm guessing you have to fill in the blank?
no .... y cuentame que es lo que pasa, creo que tengo que llenar el espacio en blanco?

Language pair: Spanish; English
Eddie G.
November 15, 2005

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Re:I am English and am trying to learn Spanish
OK, espero poder ayudarte con algo , asi que, quete parece si empezamos cualquier dia que tu quieras. solo avisame.
OK, i hope that help you whit something(k)? , so what do you know begin every day what you are want. just tellme . :) sorry for my grammar , ok i too practice but the english. ok. bye aaahhh !! I am dante. from monterrey, mexico.

Language pair: English; Spanish
Dante G.
November 14, 2005

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Re:Re:Learn more both
I am spanish! I can help you with your spanish!!I have 25 years old!! bye!

Language pair: English; Spanish
Vanessa
November 9, 2005

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Latest: November 9, 2005
Want to find an native English to improve my English Speaking
Hi,

I have been in USA for 5 years. I always want to find an native English speaker to speak with.

I come from Beijing and speak Mandarin very well.

Hope we can help each other.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Lixin Z.
November 7, 2005

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Learn more both
hey, hello i am new in this cite, i want someone who helps me with english, i know to speak spanish. byby

Language pair: English; Spanish
Elizabeth D.
October 29, 2005

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Latest: November 9, 2005
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