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Sterben es einfach...
That is a line from "Saving Private Ryan."
Some more good lines about dying (this is the jokes board, after all):
"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
I forget the movie that this one came from:
"I'm not afraid to die. I do stand-up." ("Stand-up" means the comedian stands in front of the audience and tells jokes. It looks easy but to do it well is very hard.)
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Daniel T.
July 1, 2005
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Re:would you like to talk with me
I also like to talk with you,where a u?
I am 22 yrs boy student of university of colombo.
I would like to be a good friend,Friends are the wealthy of my life.
May the tripple gem bless you all!
Yours;
Chanaka
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chanaka M.
June 29, 2005
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prem y.
June 27, 2005
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Latest: June 29, 2005
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Re:Contact someone who knows ...
hola monsieur. mi nombre es esmirna tengo 21 anos y estoy interesada en aprender italiano .........como te gusta enseñar creo k no sera mucha molestia de tu parte.
si estas interesado en ser mi profesor respondeme .
un beso ........adios.
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esmirna m.
June 24, 2005
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Re:Not gold memeber, Help please.
hello lram
so I'm not a gold member, and I'm kurdish. I can help u about kurdish. so I want to learn english well.
we can contact each other in this way.
stay for your reply
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Azad R.
June 22, 2005
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Re: Teach me German and I will teach you English
Hello! I'm Divina from the Philippines. I need somebody who
can teach me German. I really wanted to learn this language and possible I could speak it fluently. When the right time comes for
me to chat with somebody, I will really appreciate it very much. I want somebody who would patiently teach me. As the saying goes "practice makes perfect." Please e-mail me. Good luck to all of us.
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Divina M.
June 21, 2005
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RE; WRITING
WRITING ME VIA E-MAIL IN GERMAN.
I WILL BE GETTING A MESSAGE FROM YOU SOON IN GERMAN.
IT IS EASY TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE THROUGH WRITTEN COMMUNICATION IN
GERMAN.
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Divina M.
June 21, 2005
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Re:Re:French
Hi Francois,
You would like to practice English and I would like to practice French. I am looking for someone who has Skype for voice chat. I am interested in practicing using a lesson plan from "mylanguage exchange". Please email me if you would like to try this. Thanks.
Chris
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Chris
June 19, 2005
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Duck calls and catfish bait
Actually, the name of the catfish has everything to do with the cat. The catfish is a scavenger, and it has tentacles around it's mouth that look very much like a cat's whiskers. That's why we call it a catfish.
But the point of the joke is that when the woman breaks wind,(when she "farts") she makes a sound that the blind man mistakes for the sound of a duck call, and an odor he mistakes for the smell of catfish bait.
Re:Question relating william
what it means by duck call is a wooden device used by hunters to mimck the sound of a duck to attrack ducks to kill.
catfish bait is a fishing bait made especially to catch a fish found in north america called a catfish(the name has nothing to do with a cat)
This is a reply to message # 53236
Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Category: Jokes
Post date: June 11, 2005
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Mark S.
June 11, 2005
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AN OLLE LAIT VO SÜDTIROL!
Hoi Lait!
I hoff irgndjemand vo Südtirol sigg des do!
Bitte meldets enk!
I bin gonz üboroscht, dass do soffl Südtiroler sein. Vielleicht het jemand amol Luscht oanfoch jemand vo Südtirol kennen zu learn anstott von da ondorn seite vo da welt.
Tschüss enk!
Kathi
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Kathi
June 6, 2005
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