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Twenty Two Annoying Things To Do on an Elevator.
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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Sophie A.
April 10, 2008
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Re:Want to learn Italian/Sicilian
Ciao Filippo,sono Salvo,italiano e vivo in Sicilia,penso di poterti aiutare.Il Siciliano é una dialetto solo parlato,la sua forma scritta è in effetti pochissimo usata e molto difficile,diciamo che è una esigenza letteraria. Di esso esistono tante varianti ed inflessioni secondo i vari luoghi dell'Isola e buona parte si va perdendo o trasformando sotto l'influenza dell'italiano dopo la scolarizzazione di massa da molti decenni ormai.
I'm interested in improving my english and I hope you can help me expecially with the american english. Is it for a native american easy to understand people speaking british english?
I hope we can keep in touch.
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Language pair: English; Italian
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salvo
April 10, 2008
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Latest: April 10, 2008
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Want to learn Italian/Sicilian
I am an American of Italian/Sicilian decent. I would like to improve my use of the Italian language.
I can get by in basic Italian, but since my family is from Sicily, a lot of what I know is regional dialect.
I would like to become proficient in both Italian and Sicilian if there is someone out there who can help.
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Language pair: English; Italian
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Felippo S.
April 9, 2008
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Latest: April 10, 2008
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Re:Re:I would like to learn italian
Hi Roberto, I am Philip and I too am interested in improving my Italian language skills. Have been to Italy and know some basics. Maybe you will add me to Joseph in your "classroom?"
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Language pair: English; Italian
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Felippo S.
April 9, 2008
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SOMEBODY INTERESTIN IN EXCHANGE
HI MY NAME IS PEDRO I M A SPANISH NATIVE SPEAKER, I WOULD LIKE TO EXCHANGE MY SPANISH WITH AN ENGLISH SPANISH SPEAKER, I PREFER SOMEBODY FROM EUROPE, DUE TO THE TIME.
THANK YOU
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Language pair: English; Spanish
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PEDRO G.
April 6, 2008
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Re:Looking for German exchange partner..
I am German and wuld love to improv on por Englich. I speack some English but as yu can se it isnt well. I am no gold member, but i have email
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April
March 31, 2008
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Latest: July 9, 2008
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Zydena
Attempting to locate "Zydena" the new erectile dysfunction drug, made in South Korea and, reportedly, is safer and more effective than drugs in USA. Any information? Thanks, Jeff
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jeff d.
March 26, 2008
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Zydena
I am looking for information on "Zydena", a new erectile dysfunction drug made in South Korea and, reportedly, safer and more effective than drugs available in USA. Any one with information to share? Thank You.
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jeff d.
March 26, 2008
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Moving to Germany
Hi!
I am a 24 year old female from Australia. I would love help with my German as it is not as good as it used to be. In return i would love to help someone with English. Also, i would like to move to Germany next year- does anyone have any advice/ tips for me? I am interested to know what sort of jobs i could get with a basic- intermediate knowledge of German.
Thanks for your help! :)
Amy.
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Language pair: English; German
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Amy
March 23, 2008
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Re:Wanna learn Japanese or English?
hi...i am currently learning japanese and currently staying in singapore...wish to make friends with native japanese speakers..=) hope to hear from you.
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Language pair: Japanese; English
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dawn
March 19, 2008
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Latest: March 19, 2008
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