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Re:Hei Finnish people!!!
If you are gold member here, send e-mail to me and I teach finnish language for you=)

Language pair: Spanish; Finnish
Mika
October 26, 2006

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Latest: October 28, 2006
Re: A joke for all you English-learners

> Does anybody else have discriminatory
> bartenders and waiters in their country?

In Finland wannabe customers are turned
away if they are visibly drunk or if they
are likely to cause trouble. The doorman
decides, more or less sovereignly, who
belongs to the latter category.

Puti


Language pair: English; Spanish
Juha-Petri T.
October 20, 2006

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Latest: October 20, 2006
Re: A joke for all you English-learners
That's a good question.

Let me see, a bartender can refuse to serve drinks to someone who is already very drunk.

Some stores and restaurants post signs saying "No shoes, no shirt, no service." So topless and barefoot people would be turned away from those places.

These days, I think that's all. But people in our country have a long history of being much more discriminatory in terms of serving people of other races and nationalities, even up until the civil rights movement in the 60's.

Anyway, I assume that's where the "we don't serve your kind here" line comes from...sometimes you'll hear it in old movies. And I'm sure it still happens in some places here, I just don't see it.

Does that answer your question? Does anybody else have discriminatory bartenders and waiters in their country?

Patty



Language pair: English; Spanish
Patty
October 19, 2006

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Latest: October 20, 2006
I need to learn finnish!
Hi there!
I'm a peruvian girl who really wants to learn finnish! I'm going to travell to Finlad next year. If you want i can help you with spanish. I'm not a gold member, so please contact me!!!
Ana

Language pair: Spanish; 
Ana R.
October 19, 2006

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Another bar joke
A rope walks into a bar. (Yes, a rope. Bear with me here.)

The bartender says "I'm sorry, you're going to have to leave. We don't serve your kind here."

The rope leaves the bar, then proceeds to tie himself into knot and tear away at the ends of his fibers.

He walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Now hold on a minute. Aren't you that rope?"

The rope replies "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

Hee hee.



Language pair: English; Spanish
Patty
October 17, 2006

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A joke for all you English-learners
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, you're going to have to leave. We don't serve your kind here."

The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungi."

(Get it? Fun guy? Fungi is the plural form of fungus. A mushroom is a fungus..."

ha ha ha

Okay, it's kind of dumb. But come on, admit it, some of you laughed. :-)

Language pair: English; Spanish
Patty
October 17, 2006

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Re:Re:someone can help me to speak and learn japanese ? est- ce que quelqu'un peut m'aider à parler et à apprendre le japonais ?
Konnichiwa! watashiha Michaela desu.Ogenki desu ka? Watshi mo Nihongo o benkyou shimasu.i'm 15 years old I love Japan and i want to learn and to speak japanese!!!I'm from GÈRMANY and i can teach it to you i hope you answer!!

Language pair: German; Japanese
Michi
October 17, 2006

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Latest: October 17, 2006
Konichiwa!!
HI Miki
I`m Michaela ,15 years old from germany I would like to lern japanese!!!!And i can teach you german

Language pair: German; Japanese
Michi
October 17, 2006

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Re:Who want´s to learn german?
Hi! I'm Ana and I'm 17. I'd really love to learn german and i can teach you spanish. I'm not a gold member, how can i contact you??

Language pair: German; English
Ana R.
October 16, 2006

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Latest: October 28, 2006
Re:Quiero hablar con gente en Espanol
Hola!
Mi nombre es Ana y tengo 17 años. Si quieres te ayudo con el español. Pero no soy un miembro de oro! ¿Cómo le hago para contactarte?

Language pair: English; Spanish
Ana R.
October 16, 2006

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