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Re:hello everyone
Dr. Maria,

How are you? I have a joke for you that I learned when I was in China...it's not really a joke, just a funny saying about the south of China... I was told that in Kunming, they eat everything with legs but the table; in Guangzhou, they eat everything, whether it has legs or not.

I live in the USA (Missouri); I lived in Beijing for one year; I visited Tianjin, but never visited Harbin. I hear it's beautiful during the ice festival in the winter.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Bill D.
September 30, 2006

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Learn English and make friends
My nickname is Waterlily. I am a Chinese.I speak Chinese Mandarin.I have learned English for many years, but my English is still limited. And now I have time to do it better, so I hope someone could help me and become my penpel and friend.Thanks!

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
lily w.
September 29, 2006

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Re:hola
Holà, senora Ana Segui.

Me quieria mucho ayudarse en aprender el frances. Pero, no sé si estara facil por que hay una differencia de mas o menos 6 horas entre nuestros dos paises. Cuando, son las 2 de la tarde en Espana, creo que son las 8 de la manana aqui.

Si no es una problema para usted, por favor digame y podremos comenzar pronto.

Espero su respuesta.

Jacques


Language pair: Spanish; French
Jacques B.
September 29, 2006

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Latest: October 1, 2006
Norwegian-English-Vietnamese
I am Norwegian, I speak English and would like to learn Vietnamese... Can anyone help me out?

Here's a joke in Norwegian:
Alle barna krysset veien
unntatt Peter.
Han manglet bare en meter...

Here's one in English:
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.


Language pair: Norwegian; English
Su Jin
September 29, 2006

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´ó¼ÒºÃ£¬wellcome everyone
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I want to practice Engish and teach others Chinese.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
wang o.
September 29, 2006

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Re:practising turkish
Hi Wayni Baway! I am an Turkish living and working in Istanbul, Turkey. I am a teacher in High School here and I desperately want to learn English! Is there someone out there who TEACHES ENGLISH who might want to do an exchange with me? we can practise English and Turkish...I'm not a gold member.. I am 30 years old, love art, music, concerts, traveling, and meeting new people...


Language pair: English; Turkish
ibrahim s.
September 27, 2006

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Latest: November 28, 2006
practising turkish
i am baway from istanbul,i want to practice my turkish with u,we can practice english.whats your opinion?

Language pair: English; Turkish
wayni b.
September 25, 2006

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Latest: November 28, 2006
Re:Re:Re:Turkish Jokes
Hi Miki Acm. pls contact me for msn in hotmil user name : isunan

Language pair: English; Turkish
ibrahim s.
September 25, 2006

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Latest: September 25, 2006
Re:je ne suis pas gold member
Holà Senora Ana.

Je suis du Québec et je peux t'aider à améliorer ton francais.

En retour, j'aimerais perfectionner mon espagnol.

Si tu as MSN, tu pourrais m'indiquer ton adresse et nous pourrions communiquer ensemble.

Hasta luego.


Language pair: Spanish; French
Jacques B.
September 24, 2006

# Msgs: 3
Latest: October 1, 2006
anybody can help me?
I'm carlos from barcelona, but now I'm living in switzerland, in olten, very close to basel.
I'm aupair dunring one year here.. I began 15th september.
I would like to find somebody that can help me with my german... because is very difficutl for me.. I can help you with spanish or catalan.
thanks in advance.

Language pair: German; Italian
Carlos D.
September 23, 2006

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