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Hi!
I am a dutch boy searching for a thai girl aged between 14 and 18 as a penpal. I can teach you Dutch if you teach me Thai. When you want to contact me please search for "emiel"

Language pair: Dutch; Thai
Emiel V.
November 8, 2005

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Want to find an native English to improve my English Speaking
Hi,

I have been in USA for 5 years. I always want to find an native English speaker to speak with.

I come from Beijing and speak Mandarin very well.

Hope we can help each other.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Lixin Z.
November 7, 2005

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hiya there! this is to all of you
hi there i was with the problem to cant contact each other cause as many of you here Im not a goldmember.well i got an idea:i make long time ago a group that i never use so you can look in msn groups for the group:Solo amistad Only Friendship Amicos/as Amis/ies
and there you can post a message with your email or other way trought the people in here that is trying to contact with you can do it and he or she can do the same thing , or simply you can go to the chat in there at the same time and you talk! and voila! you can contact each other

Sorry if i write this with some mistakes (im not so good in english).



Language pair: French; German
Enav A.
November 2, 2005

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Re:Re:I would like to talk to someone
Sdorovo! julia Im Gidel Im not really a native english speaker, but i speak it very well so if you wnanna talk answer this message ok?
thats just a problem im not a gold member so i cant contact you.
Bye!

Language pair: French; Russian
Enav A.
November 1, 2005

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Latest: November 1, 2005
Re:I would like to talk to someone
Hi chantelle Im Gidel I can help you with spanish i speak english well so any questions or if you wanna chat is OK!
only a problem im not a gold member so i dont know how we contact each other.
Bye!

Language pair: Gaelic (Irish); French
Enav A.
November 1, 2005

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Latest: November 1, 2005
Re:Re:Re:I would like to talk to someone
Hi megan Im gidel I speak spanish cause im from perù, i speak as you see english too so if you wanna talk in chat ok!.
just a problem im not a gold member so i dont know how it could work.
Bye!

Language pair: German; French
Enav A.
November 1, 2005

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Latest: November 1, 2005
Learn more both
hey, hello i am new in this cite, i want someone who helps me with english, i know to speak spanish. byby

Language pair: English; Spanish
Elizabeth D.
October 29, 2005

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Latest: November 9, 2005
Re:Re:Chinese<--->
I can teach Chinese and I want to learn Polish or French or other languages

Language pair: English; All
mary h.
October 29, 2005

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Pls help me to learn Polish and I can teach Chinese or English
I want to learn Polish, and I can speak Chinese and English.So will be happy to talk with Polish who want to learn Chinese.

Mary

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
mary h.
October 27, 2005

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A Joke for Muriel
Hi Muriel,

Do you know "Knock-Knock" jokes?

"Knock-Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Control Freak"--[now you take the person by the arm and say excitedly]--"Now you say 'Control Freak Who?'!"

Definition: 'control freak' is slang for a neurotic person who has an anxiety and compulsion to control the behavior of other people.

Anyone in America knows how a "Knock-knock joke" goes. The person who answers repeats the person's name and says "N who?" But the control freak is afraid the other one does not know the response and so the control freak has to tell the other one what to do. Do you get it?

"Get it" means understand a joke. But the expression is also used to describe anyone who doesn't understand a fact that is plain to everyone else. "He just doesn't get it."

Can you translate the joke into French?

Or is there anyone who would like to translate it into Deutch or Italiano?

Mark



Language pair: English; French
Mark A.
October 22, 2005

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