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Re:Already visited!!!
So funny!I think it's easy to understand.
By the way,it should be "qian(Ç°)" instead of "cheng" in the last sentence.

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Xia
August 4, 2011

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Re:Already visited!!!
funny , but difficult for foreigners to understand and learn .

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cindy c.
August 3, 2011

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Looking for Chinese,mandarin-English exchange partner!
Hi there! I'm a researcher in university and I am new to London, ON, Canada. I am in difficut for communicate with native speaker and want to practise more to improve my listening comprehension and spoken English. Can you help me? In return, I can teach you Chinese, Mandarin. I'm not a Gold member, so you would have to e-mail me first. Thank-you! I look forward to making great friends!


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Qingli
July 22, 2011

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lily and daisy, I am a naughty kitten
I have found the paradox,that if you love until it hurts,there can be no more hurt,only more love.

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helen y.
July 19, 2011

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Re:Re:Already visited!!!
xie xie!!Karen
Nyo"From Burma.

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nyo k.
July 3, 2011

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Re:Already visited!!!
zhen haowan :-)

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Karen
June 30, 2011

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Already visited!!!
There was a man in one village.He had a wife and a son.This man proud of having many girl friends when he was young.
yi ge ren zhu zai yi ge cun zi.ta you yi ge laopo ,yi ge er zi.Zhe ge ren hen zi hao,yin wei ta nian qing de shi hou you le hen duo nu pen you.
When son grown up ,want a girl friend for marriage.
er zi zhang da le jiao nu peng you,qu zuo lao po.
He told his father that he want to visit eastern part of the village and look for a girl friend.
ta gen ta ba ba shuo ,"wo yao zai cun zi dong bu jiao nu peng you.
Father said,"It is not possible!! when I was single, I have already visited this part and had a lot of girl friends.The girl you like may be your sister.According to our tradition same blood brother and sister can not marry."
Ba ba shuo,"Bu ke yi.wo dan shen de shi hou qu guo zhe ge difang,zai na you guo hen duo nu peng you.Ni xihuan de nu hai kenneng shi ni de mei mei.Ge ge he mei mei bu ke yi jie hun.
when the wife heard these words was not happy but said nothing.
Laopo ting dao le que de bu gao xing. Dan shi mei you shuo hua.
The next day, son wanted to visit northern part to look for a girl friend.Father told same as before.
Di er tian er zi yao qu bei bu jiao nu peng you . ba ba shuo le yi yang de hua.
Son already told to visit all four parts of the village and father said same word" impossible".
er zi yijing shuo yao qu cun zi de dong, nan, xi, bei bu , ba ba de hua shi yiyang "bu ke yi".
At last, wife can not keep important words in heart and speak out," Carry on son! you can marry whoever the girl you want, as you have been already visted in my stormach(i.e womb) before your father marry me.!!!)
zui hou lao bo shuo chu lai xin li de hua."jia you!! er zi. ni ke yi gen ni xihuan de ren he nu hai jie hun, yin wei wo gen ni ba ba jie hun cheng ,ni jiu yijing zai wo de du zi li le.
"Nyo" From Burma

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nyo k.
June 14, 2011

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Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
Thanks for sending mail to mail.I want to learn English language because it is the international language.Moreover, I'm a medical student, so I want to be skillful in this language.Please help me.Thanks.

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Aung P.
May 9, 2011

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Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
nyo,xiexie ni fenxiang de xiaohua.

jiuzheng jige xiao cuowu.biaoti yinggai shi: zhen de pijiu

ling dao ren=ling dao=leader

lao wang mai gua zi mai zi kua

lime juice=ningmeng zhi

xiwang ni you xin de fenxiang~

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vivienne j.
May 9, 2011

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Re:Re:REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
DEAR CHER,
THANK YOU FOR OTHER JOKES.WHAT IS THE MEANING OF PROFANE?F***ING.I KNOW ONLY ONE MEANING BEFORE.
NYO"FROM BURMA

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nyo k.
May 9, 2011

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