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I can teach english and portuquese - I wanna learn german
I can teach english and portuquese - I wanna learn german...
Please contact me " awesomearmando _ 1 @ postmaster . co . uk"

Language pair: English; German
Armando D.
October 14, 2005

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Re:Write me please!!
Hi Tina!
my name is Irini and i am from Greece. I would like a lot to help with Greek Language. I can also speak English, French, spanish and german. However i need some help with the German language. I can;t write to your e-mail bacause i am not a gold member. Please write to me. BYE!!!

Language pair: Greek; German
Irini
October 2, 2005

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Re:and italien....!
hi i'm julenia i'm barely learning italian but i would like to chat to learn more. Contact me again and we could exchange e-mails. Bye.

Language pair: Spanish; German
Julenia M.
July 25, 2005

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Sterben es einfach...
That is a line from "Saving Private Ryan."

Some more good lines about dying (this is the jokes board, after all):

"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

I forget the movie that this one came from:
"I'm not afraid to die. I do stand-up." ("Stand-up" means the comedian stands in front of the audience and tells jokes. It looks easy but to do it well is very hard.)

Language pair: English; German
Daniel T.
July 1, 2005

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Re: Teach me German and I will teach you English
Hello! I'm Divina from the Philippines. I need somebody who
can teach me German. I really wanted to learn this language and possible I could speak it fluently. When the right time comes for
me to chat with somebody, I will really appreciate it very much. I want somebody who would patiently teach me. As the saying goes "practice makes perfect." Please e-mail me. Good luck to all of us.

Language pair: English; German
Divina M.
June 21, 2005

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RE; WRITING
WRITING ME VIA E-MAIL IN GERMAN.
I WILL BE GETTING A MESSAGE FROM YOU SOON IN GERMAN.
IT IS EASY TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE THROUGH WRITTEN COMMUNICATION IN
GERMAN.

Language pair: English; German
Divina M.
June 21, 2005

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AN OLLE LAIT VO SÜDTIROL!
Hoi Lait!
I hoff irgndjemand vo Südtirol sigg des do!
Bitte meldets enk!
I bin gonz üboroscht, dass do soffl Südtiroler sein. Vielleicht het jemand amol Luscht oanfoch jemand vo Südtirol kennen zu learn anstott von da ondorn seite vo da welt.
Tschüss enk!
Kathi

Language pair: German; English
Kathi
June 6, 2005

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Re:Re:Was ist Los?
I assume that this is something you say in German? Because in English, I 'don't see why you'd want to say it. Maybe I'm missing something. How do you say it in German?

Mark



Another thing you could say is:

Person one:
Where are you?
Person two:
Where the fox and the rabit wish eachother good night.
(the middle of knowhere!) Meliny our tour director in germany told us this in german and english.



Language pair: German; English
Mark S.
June 5, 2005

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Latest: June 5, 2005
I have to speak basic German until next month....
because I have an interview of German Airline Company.
if you want to teach me a little German language, I'll really thank to you... *^^*
or I want to have a pen pal friend ...I love to know people.....
have a nice day!!!! all my friends~~

Language pair: English; German
shally c.
April 17, 2005

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French Jokes, Volume 2
Hi all! :) Me again!

Many thanks to Natalyn for her kind words. I thought I might share more jokes with you! :-)

-Allô! c'est le surveillant général?
-Lui-même.
-Monsieur le surveillant général, je vous téléphone pour vous prevenir que Toto est très grippé et qu'il ne viendra pas en classe aujourd'hui.
-Ah, bon! Mais qui téléphone?
-C'est papa...

~

C'est un gars qui appelle le bureau de poste, et il dit:

-Par ici, le fil est trop long. Vous ne pourriez pas le tirer un peu de votre cote?

~

And, of course...

Dans une pauvre étable, un jeune charpentier s'approche de sa femme et il lui dit:
-Marie, qu'est-ce que tu as à pleurer comme ça?
Et la jeune femme en larmes:
-Oh, Joseph! J'aurais tellement voulu avoir une fille!

Happy Easter!

Language pair: French; German
Sabrina J.
March 26, 2005

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