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for korean and others
anyoung haseyo,im kim lyrajane,can somebody teach me to improve my korean language? Thankz

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); English
lyrajane k.
October 25, 2012

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Re:I want ti hace a simple conversación in english
Hello.

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); 
Yoonmi B.
August 23, 2012

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Latest: August 23, 2012
Re:Re:knock knock
hahahahaha yeah :D

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); English
van
July 16, 2012

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Latest: July 16, 2012
Re:knock knock
LOL! That is actually really funny!

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); English
Ellie B.
July 15, 2012

# Msgs: 3
Latest: July 16, 2012
knock knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!



:DD

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); English
van
June 26, 2012

# Msgs: 3
Latest: July 16, 2012
dirty na yun :D (kindly reply if this make you laugh :D)
nanay: juan bili ka nga suca

juan: nay nalaglag sa ilog

nanay: wag muna pupulutin dirty na yun

o,bumuli ka nalang toyo

juan: nay nalaglag sa ilog

nanay: wag muna pupulutin dirty na yun

o,bumili ka na lang itlog

juan: nAY NALAGLAG SA ILOG

nanay: wag muna pupulutin dirty na yun

o sige na nga ako na lang bibili


*tumakbo ang kapitbahay kay


kapitbahay: juan nalalag ang nanay mo sa ilog

juan: wag muna pupulutin dirty na yun

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translation
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mom: juan go and buy venigar

juan: mom it fall in the river

mom: oh don't pick it anymore its already dirty, you buy soy sauce

juan: mom it fall in the river

mom: oh don't pick it anymore its already dirty, you buy egg

juan: mom it fall in the river

mom: oh don't pick it anymore its already dirty, okey i'll buy them


*a neighbor run to juan


neighbor: juan, your mom fall in the river

juan: oh don't pick it anymore its already dirty

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hahaha :D

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); English
van
June 26, 2012

# Msgs: 1

alis nga jan!
Sa isang classroom,

GURO: berto,kung may limang ibon sa sanga ng puno
tapos binaril ko yung isa,ilan ang natira?

BERTO: mam wala po.

GURO: bakit wala?eh isa lang naman yung binaril ko,

hindi ka ba marunong bumilang?!

BERTO: marunong po mam!

GURO: eh bakit walang natira?

BERTO: syempre mam nung lumipad na yung iba!

kung ikaw ba binaril yung katabi mo,steady ka lang sa pwesto mo?

umalis ka nga jan at ako ang magtuturo!





--hahaha, this made me laugh really loud :D
if you want to learn how to speak TAGALOG i can teach you :) just message me. take care guys :D Godbless

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); English
van
June 26, 2012

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Re:Hai!!!
me too :( i want to speak korean language :(

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); Korean
angelyn b.
May 3, 2012

# Msgs: 2
Latest: May 3, 2012
tagalog for english
Magandang umaga. Nais kong matutong magsalita ng english at handa akong magturo ng tagalog sa sino mang gustong matuto ng tagalog. ( good morning. i wanna learn english and am willing to teach tagalog to those who wish to learn my language.)

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); English
Steven S.
February 15, 2012

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Hai!!!
Hai I'm MariaDana 16 yrs of age I'm Filipino And i wnt To learn Korean Pls.... If u wnt To Teach me Speak Korean I will Teach u too how to speak Filipino

Language pair: Filipino (Tagalog); Korean
mariadana v.
May 30, 2011

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Latest: May 3, 2012
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