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Hello..
I'm 20 year old boy in Turkey..
I want to develop my English and German..
So I'm finding friends who want to speak English or German or have questions about Turkish..
I'm not a gold member so I cannot contact you. If you are a gold member, please contact me.
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Language pair: Turkish; English
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Emre
August 10, 2006
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Feminist jokes from Sofia Casale--traslated
I found a great post with jokes in Spanish, which I thought I would take the liberty of translating for English-speakers. Sofia, if you read this, please correct me if I make any errors:
Chistes feministas: Feminist jokes
•¿En que se parece un hombre a un vestido de novia?... en que solo sirve una vez.
How is a man like a wedding dress? Because he’s useful only once.
•¿Cuáles son los tres enemigos de la mujer?... solteros, casados y viudos.
What are women’s three enemies? bachelors, married men, and old men
(Okay, so that’s not so funny – maybe it’s my translation….)
•¿En qué se parecen los ex-novios a las resacas?... son un mal necesario para pasarla bien.
How is an ex-lover like a hangover? It’s a necessary evil for getting well.
•¿En que se parecen los hombres a las cervezas?... en que del cuello para arriba solo tienen aire.
How are men like beers? From the neck up, there’s nothing but empty space.
•¿Por qué el hombre ladea la cabeza para pensar?... para que las unicas neuronas hagan contacto.
Why do men tilt their heads to the side when they think? So the remaining neurons will make contact.
Gracias, Sofia!
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Mark S.
August 3, 2006
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Re:Re:HELLO
Please gives me your email.I am Ocean ,I would like teach your chinese.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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August 1, 2006
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Latest: August 1, 2006
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Re:Any language
Hi i can speak german :D so if you want to know something, just ask :) My name's stephanie_oleas
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Language pair: English; Spanish
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Stephanie
July 31, 2006
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Re:HELLO
Hi!!!
Im french... Can speak english...
So whenever you want to improve your english, please contact me...
I am dreaming about learning Chinese!
Bye
Ju-Lee
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Ju-Lee
July 30, 2006
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Latest: August 1, 2006
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Re:HELLO
Hi!!!
Im french... Can speak english...
So whenever you want to improve your english, please contact me...
I am dreaming about learning Chinese!
Bye
Ju-Lee
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Language pair: French; English
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Ju-Lee
July 30, 2006
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Latest: August 1, 2006
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Re:Ayuda a su español / Help for you Spanish
What do you get when you cross a german and an elephant? A ja-who. 'Yes' and 'Horton hears a who'. What letter is like a bird? j(Blue-Jay). What is a glad teacher? A gleacher.
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j
July 28, 2006
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Latest: July 28, 2006
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Re:Ayuda a su español / Help for you Spanish
Hola! Que tal? Me llamo Maya y quiero aprender espanol. Peudes ayudarme?
I am not a gold member so I can not send you e-mail.. Maybe you can leave your e-mail adress, so I could write to you...
Hasta pronto!
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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elektra
July 27, 2006
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Latest: July 28, 2006
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A Steak
German tourist waiting in a restaurant: "When will I become a steak, waiter?" "I hope never, Sir"
German: bekommen= get
English: become= werden
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Language pair: German; English
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Dominik S.
July 27, 2006
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helen m.
July 26, 2006
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