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Paddy in a Pub Quiz
Paddy was in a pub quiz and when it was his turn his question was:
Name a Bird that does not fly?
Paddy replied: I know one that Bird from Casualty.
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Language pair: English; Italian
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Mike C.
June 29, 2003
# Msgs: 1
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Der Wissenschaftler
Er: Ist das Ihr Sohn, der gerade meinen Picknickkorb mit Sand füllt?
Sie: Nein, meiner probiert gerade aus, ob Ihr Radio auch unter Wasser funktioniert!!
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Language pair: German; English
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Katharina J.
May 6, 2003
# Msgs: 1
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Two hunters
Two hunters are in the forest when one of them falls to the ground. He does not seem to be breathing. The other man dials the emergency hotline on his cell phone: "I think my friend is dead! What should I do?"
The operator says, "Relax... we need to be certain he really is dead."
The operator hears a gunshot, then the guy asks, "Okay, what next?"
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Language pair: English; All
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Don
February 10, 2003
# Msgs: 1
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ALERT
LIZ!!!!!
IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH, CONTACT ME NOW....DON'T LET THE GRASS GROW UNDER YOUR FEET!!!
ARMANDO
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Language pair: Portuguese; English
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Armando D.
February 6, 2003
# Msgs: 1
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Learn Portuguese
If anyone speaks english wants to learn english, contact me now!!!!!!
Hey you now....it´s your chance!
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Language pair: Portuguese; English
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Armando D.
February 5, 2003
# Msgs: 1
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A velhinha trepadeira.
A velhinha trepadeira.
A dona de um puteiro resolveu fazer um recadastramento para as garotas que
estava precisando de dinheiro e que quisesse trabalhar lá.
Não demorou muito tempo e fila já estava formada na frente do boteco.
Uma velhinha que estava passando por ali ficou curiosa e foi logo
perguntando:
- Oh minha filha, esta fila é para quê?
E a moça, com vergonha de dizer tal indecência para a coroa, respondeu:
- É para catar laranja no pé, tia.
E a velhinha resolveu entrar na fila.
Esperou um pouco, até que chegou a vez dela.
A dona do puteiro espantada com a noventona, indagou:
- A senhora a esta idade ainda trepa?
- Trepar eu não trepo, mas, chupo que é uma beleza.
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Language pair: Portuguese; English
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Armando D.
December 16, 2002
# Msgs: 1
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Dumb Blond(Too)
Why the blond's brain became into the size of a bean when she dies???
Because her brain sweels!!!
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Language pair: Portuguese; English
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Armando D.
December 13, 2002
# Msgs: 1
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Buying meat at the Butchy
A good guy entered in a butchy and ask:
- Do you have tail?
- Yes we have. The butcher said.
- Then give me one.
A second one entered, a nice guy too, and ask:
- Do you have Thigh??
- Yes. the butcher said.
- So, Give one, please. . .
A third one came in and ask:
- Do you have arms?
- And we have. The butcher said.
- Then raises it cause it's an assault!
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Language pair: Portuguese; English
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Armando D.
December 12, 2002
# Msgs: 1
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Lia
December 1, 2002
# Msgs: 2
Latest: November 16, 2003
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Shot stuffs
I a PUB was estered a short stuff guy...and this one as soon as he didn`t see the other side he starts jumping and rainsing his voice he said?
- Give me a fanta!- Give me a fanta!
after some minutes doing this he didn`t has any answer back and he gives the turn to the other side and saw another short stuff saying?
- Orange or grape!!?- Orange or grape!!?
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Language pair: English; Portuguese
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Armando D.
October 29, 2002
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