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Do you want to learn arabic?
Hello! I am Mohammed Hany
I am a Egyptian computer sciences' student
I enjoy practicing swimming, reading and coding
I want to learn English as I need it in almost every thing in my field, for instance I need English in studying, working, travelling, etc...
I can teach you Arabic easily and happily :)

Language pair: English; 
Mohammed H.
September 4, 2020

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A Joke That Translates ANYWHERE
A man moves to a new country to stay with his brother. He speaks very little of the new language, but asks how to order food.
His brother says, "This is easy. You say, I would like a black coffee and a slice of apple pie please." (insert a local food and drink to make this work anywhere in the world).
The man is so happy he rushes out to a cafe to order food.
The waitress asks what he wants, he asks for coffee and pie. She smiles and brings him what he asked for, and life is good.

He's so excited he does this every day for a month.

Finally, sick of pie, he asks his brother how to order something different. Happily, his brother teaches him to ask for a "Cheeseburger and a coke please"
Thrilled, the man goes back to the cafe.

When the waitress asks what he wants, he says "A Cheeseburger and a coke please." The waitress smiles and replies, "Do you want fries with that?" The man doesn't know what to say.
He hangs his head and says, "Black coffee and apple pie please"

Language pair: English; Spanish
Lily P.
August 26, 2020

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Speak English?
Bonjour , je suis française et je souhaite améliorer mon anglais

Language pair: English; French
Corinne D.
August 23, 2020

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Latest: March 18, 2022
learning
hello guys someone one wants to learn eglish with me ?

Language pair: English; English
areeba s.
August 19, 2020

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Latest: November 9, 2020
Re:Lets meet in Tokyo
This is realy black humor ^^

Language pair: English; Japanese
Mark B.
July 31, 2020

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Why can’t bicycles stand
Because they are two tired
I guess you understood the pun
I am Sanjana I want someone to teach me Japanese in return I can help you with English or help you learn Hindi or Telugu if you wish

Language pair: English; Japanese
Sanjana
July 5, 2020

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Keep Smilimg
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Check my profile if like to connect :)

Language pair: English; 
ruchit s.
July 3, 2020

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I want to learn German
HEllo everyone,I want to learn German language in exchange with Arabic for whom are interested.


Language pair: German; English
Ahmed
June 26, 2020

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Re:Hello World!
Agora... Nem!! Eu sei que agora 70% das pessoas não gostam dele. What about you, Who would you choose, e por que? Why do you want to learn English? Até logo.

Language pair: Portuguese; English
Paul S.
June 23, 2020

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Latest: November 11, 2022
Re:Re:Re:Practise language skills
Hi Melody ...
I would like practicar My English with You.
I AM spanish native, but i AM a begginer study in English language

Language pair: Spanish; English
Silvio A.
June 23, 2020

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Latest: June 23, 2020
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