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gute Laune und Lust, jeden Tag Deutsch zu sprechen!
Guten Tag. Mein Name ist Mark. Ich lerne Deutsch und helfe Ihnen gerne beim Russisch lernen.

Language pair: Russian; German

Юлия U.
January 10, 2023

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Re:russian laguage
Probably, because of a plethora of ethnicities representing the population of Russia, and each ethnicty has jokes of their own that are based on the traditions and customs germane to this or that ethnie, or mocking such tradidions and ways.

Language pair: English; Russian

John S.
January 9, 2023

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Latest: January 9, 2023

Sergei's Yacht Party
Sergei is wealthy 75 year old businessman. He boards his yacht for a party, escorting a 21 year old beautiful girl.

His friends are amazed Sergei has such a gorgeous young girlfriend. Ask the friends: 'How did you get such a gorgeous creature for a girlfriend, Sergei?'

'She's not my girlfriend,' says Sergei. 'She's my wife.'

'But what did you tell her? Did you say you were only 55 years old?'

'No,' said Sergei. 'I told her I was 95.'

Language pair: English; Russian

john m.
January 10, 2022

# Msgs: 1

Re:Not a Joke
Hi! I'm Kumar. I'm a digital marketer & a writer. I can help you with English but in exchange I want to practice my Russian language skills. So what do you say?

Language pair: English; Russian

Shubham
July 4, 2021

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Latest: July 4, 2021

Not a Joke
Hello,
My name is Anna. I am looking for someone to practice my English with. Since I’m planning to study in the USA, I’d be really glad to chat with the locals.
My mother tongue is Russian and I’ll be happy to teach you the language and tell about Russian culture.
I am interested in many topics which we can discuss. I like healthy lifestyle, hiking, animals, world cuisines, movies, books, art museums, just to name a few.
My interest is language exchange only and making new friends.
I look forward talking to you!

Language pair: English; Russian

Anna S.
June 18, 2021

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Latest: July 4, 2021

I want to find English-speaker friend for chatting. If you are looking for someone to train Russian, I would like to help you. (I am not a teacher)
Hello! My name is Denis, I am 23. I am a Russian native speaker. If you want to practice your Russian, I would happy to help you as I can.
I have some problems with that site and I can not write to anybody. I try to do my best to get opportunities for chatting.
A little about me: I am a student, I like to watch TV-serials sometimes, go to the cinema, play computer's games, play the guitar and so on.

I am waiting for you:)

Language pair: English; Russian

Denis E.
April 10, 2021

# Msgs: 1

перевод
Как сказать на итальянском русское выражение: руки не доходят. Спасибо.

Language pair: Russian; Italian

Елена
December 5, 2019

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Do you know how to say 'hello' in portuguese and russian? Which one is the simplest? :-)
Well, 'hello' in russian = 'здравствуйте'. But, in portuguese = 'oi'. :-0

Can help me to study russian? I can help you in portuguese. Давайте!!

Language pair: Portuguese; Russian

Rubem R.
September 4, 2019

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Hi everyone!I'd like practicing Finnish
Hello everyone!

I'd like to practice Finnish language.And return can help you learning Russian.

Jos sinä puhut suomea ja haluaisit opeskella venäjää,kirjoitta minulle.

Have a nice day.

Hyvää päivää.

Language pair: Finnish; Russian

Sana
August 27, 2019

# Msgs: 1

Lv
Hello! I need english practice. I can help hou to learn russian language.

Language pair: Russian; English

Vvv P.
June 27, 2019

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