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Russian jokes
- ¿ÞçÕÜã ÒàÐçØ ßàØ ßÐæØÕÝâÕ ÓÞÒÞàïâ ßÞ-ÛÐâëÝØ?
- ° çâÞ, ßãáâì ÑÞÛìÝÞÙ ßàØÒëÚÐÕâ Ú ÜÕàâÒÞÜã ï×ëÚã.
- why all the doctors speak in Latin even in patients' presence?
- Oh, they just help the patients to get used to dead language.
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µáÛØ ÔãàÐÚ ßÞáâãßØÛ ãÜÝÞ, ÝÕ ãÔØÒÛïÙáï. ½ã, ÞèØÑáï çÕÛÞÒÕÚ, á ÚÕÜ ÝÕ ÑëÒÐÕâ..
If a fool has done something clever, don't be surprise - he has just mistaken, it happens from time to time...
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- Ï ãÖÕ ÔÒÐ ÓÞÔÐ á ÖÕÝÞÙ ÝÕ àÐ×ÓÞÒÐàØÒÐî.
- ¿ÞçÕÜã?
- ¿ÕàÕÑØâì ÝÕ ÜÞÓã!
-I haven't talk to my wife for two years.
- Godness, why?
- Oh, it's just impossible to interrupt her when she begins to talk!
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Language pair: Russian; All
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