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Re:Para quienes hablan o estudian español
Hola Val
!Felicitaciones por tu chiste! !Esta para morirse! ...de risa!
No te puedo ayudar con Italiano porque no lo sé pero te felicito de verdad!
Hasta la vista,
Mary Aponte
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Language pair: Spanish; Spanish
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maryjaponte l.
October 22, 2004
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Latest: October 22, 2004
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Leila A.
October 20, 2004
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Latest: October 22, 2004
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:-)
-Hello! Am I speaking to the mental hospital?
-I don't think so, we don't have a telephone here.
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(To practise you pronunciation, careful about "Jamaica"!)
-My wife has gone to the West Indies.
-Oh, Jamaica?
-No, she went there of her own accord!
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-Mamá, mamá, mi hermanito se hizo caca!
-Bueno, ve y cámbialo.
-No, no, se cayó del balcón!
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american version
September 12, 2004
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Latest: February 10, 2005
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Only a Joke - Vocabulary English -Spanish
Vocabulary
For English Spanish – A simple question and a Joke
When one want that other people answer a question, but is a Joke
How do you say in English?
Adivinanza?
It is correct Comundrum?
Or only a Joke?
Here it follows one:
He was famous for starring in a movie with a chimp;
She was famous for starring in a movie with a leopard.
Answer.
He: Ronald Reagan
She: Katharine Hepburn
I hope you like my Joke and hope somebody explains me the answer.
Regards,
Mary
It is correct Comundrum?
Or only a Joke?
Here it follows one:
He was famous for starring in a movie with a chimp;
She was famous for starring in a movie with a leopard.
Answer.
He: Ronald Reagan
She: Katharine Hepburn
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maryjaponte l.
August 31, 2004
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Latest: February 11, 2005
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Re:can someone help
I can help you with russian. I'm a native speaker, live in Russia.
I need someone to help me with English.
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Language pair: Russian; Spanish
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Dmitriy
August 18, 2004
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Latest: August 18, 2004
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Re:can someone help
I can help you with Russian. I'm a native speaker, live in Russia.
In exchange I need someone to help me with English practice.
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Language pair: Russian; Spanish
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Dmitriy
August 18, 2004
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Latest: August 18, 2004
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Re:can someone help
Hello, Raj
I can teach you spanish and in exchange you can teach me hindi.
E-mail me.
Adios.
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Language pair: Russian; Spanish
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Limegirlus V.
August 15, 2004
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Latest: August 18, 2004
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Re:kinda funny i think lol.
Lune !Felicitaciones!
Esta muy bueno tu chiste
Si te agrda la idea podemos escribirnos... Yo te puedo mejorar en Español y t{u me das "Tips" en Inglés.
Tu chiste lo copiaste supongo...No hay errores..
Hay alguna serie de TV de la Warner o Hallmark, Sony donde pases programas con titulos y que puedan orientarnos para escribirnos..
Algunos "Refranes" o "Saying" para tí:
Tiempo es oro
Mejor tarde que nunca
Nunca dejes para mañana lo que puedas hacer hoy
Mas facil es decir que hacer
Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres.
El que nace barrigon ni que lo fajen chiquito...
If you want more write to my by the Bulletin Board Section Others....
Regards,
Mary
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Language pair: English; Spanish
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maryjaponte l.
August 12, 2004
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Para quienes hablan o estudian español
Sapanish course for English speakers
(se debe leer en voz alta, si no no tiene gracia)
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
. N L C John = en el sillón = in the armchair.
. Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat, old man.
. This s poor as stunt air e us = dices puras tonterías = you're saying stupid things.
. S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the small rags.
. Desk can saw = descanso = rest.
. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
.The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = silly stuff.
. See eye = si hay = yes there is.
. T n s free o? = tienes frío? = are you cold?
. pair done = perdón
. L gatt e tow = el gatito
. Ten go sap at toss eat tall e an oz = tengo zapatos italianos
. Be goat tess the ran chair o = bigotes de ranchero
. S taz b n gore dough = estás bien gordo
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american version
August 8, 2004
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Latest: October 22, 2004
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Spanish Basic level --Un chiste de Gallegos
¿Porqué los gallegos ponen una bolsa con azúcar debajo de la almohada cuando van a dormir?
Respuesta: Para tener un dulce sueño
=Why the people from Galicia put one bag with sugar under the pillow when they are going to sleep?
Answer: In order to have a sweet dream
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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maryjaponte l.
July 4, 2004
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