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Re:Re:Re:want help on Spoken french
Hi, I'm Johann, i'm french from paris. I can help you with you french.

I would love to improve my english in exchange.

See you soon.

Johann

Language pair: French; German
Johann P.
April 15, 2015

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Latest: April 15, 2015
Re:Quelqu'un Qui Peut M'Aider avec Le Français
hi, i'm looking for someone to help me improving my english.

I'm french from Paris.

See you soon

Johann

Language pair: English; French
Johann P.
April 15, 2015

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Latest: April 23, 2015
Re:Hi
Hi i'm french from Paris and i'm looking for someone who could help me improving my english.

In exchange i can help you with french of course;

See you soon

Johann

Language pair: English; French
Johann P.
April 15, 2015

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Latest: April 15, 2015
Re:Hi
I am ok, i want to improve my english, and my accent is so french, i travel a lot for my business, but i don’t speak fluently. I am 42 years old, but 16 in my brain....:) si i am an old teenager.

Feel free to contact me.

jerome

Language pair: English; French
jerome r.
April 9, 2015

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Latest: April 15, 2015
Hi
Hello! I'm trying to learn French, in exchange I can help someone with learning English ☺

Language pair: English; French
SBF
April 5, 2015

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Latest: April 15, 2015
A Bear Walks Into a Bar...
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "$20 please." The gorilla pays his tab. The bartender says, "Say, we don't get many talking gorilla here." The gorilla says, "At $20 a beer I wouldn't think so." :D

Here are some American-English notes about the joke. The electric company sends you a "bill". The waiter at a restaurant hands you a "check". The bartender sets up a "tab" and you pay it when you are done drinking.

Now I will attempt to translate the joke in French. Please tell me what I get wrong. Most languages live, breathe and change with current trends. Make sure that I'm aware of current trends, please.

Un gorille entre dans un bar et demande une bière. Le barman dit €18, s'il vous plaît. Le gorille paie sa facture. Le barman dit, "Dites moi, nous n'avons pas beaucoup des gorilles ici." Le gorille dit, "A €18 une bière, je ne pense pas."

Also, in Standard American English (SAL) we tend to tell jokes in the most pure, present tense. I'm not sure why but when a joke goes on for a long time, it makes it funnier.

Language pair: English; French
Jean C.
April 3, 2015

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Quelqu'un Qui Peut M'Aider avec Le Français
Je voudrais trouver quelqu'un qui vient de la France ou d'un autre pays francophone. Je veux pratiquer la langue mais je ne peut pas être sur l'Internet trés souvent et je ne suis pas un "gold member..." Je peux t'aider avec l'anglais.

Language pair: English; French
Kimberly
April 1, 2015

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Latest: April 23, 2015
Quelqu'un Qui Peut M'Aider avec Le Français
Je voudrais trouver quelqu'un qui vient de la France ou d'un autre pays francophone. Je veux pratiquer la langue mais je ne peut pas être sur l'Internet trés souvent et je ne suis pas un "gold member..." Je peux t'aider avec l'anglais.

Language pair: English; French
Kimberly
April 1, 2015

# Msgs: 1

Re:IAM REALLY NEED SOME HELP
I can help you to speak french if you want. I want to speak english very well

Language pair: English; French
Michael A.
March 25, 2015

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Latest: March 25, 2015
IAM REALLY NEED SOME HELP
Hi every body , iam new here , and i dont know the system ...can any one help me .... my name is mostafa and i want to learn frensh ...THX

Language pair: English; French
mostafa k.
March 22, 2015

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Latest: March 25, 2015
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