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Re:I would like to learn Russian language
Bonjour!My name is Alena and I began to study French just a year ago,that's why I have some difficulties.I can help you learn Russian.Write me!

Language pair: French; Russian
Alena
October 26, 2009

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Latest: October 26, 2009
Hi!
Hi!My name is Alena and I began to study French a year ago.I have no practice and I would like to communicate with native speakers.If you want to practice your Russian,write me.

Language pair: Russian; French
Alena
October 22, 2009

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Latest: November 16, 2009
Лингвистический анекдот
Лекция. Профессор читает о способах выражения утверждения и отрицания:

- Комбинация утверждения и отрицания в разных языках может быть различной и нести различный смысл. В русском допускается двойное отрицание со значением усиления отрицания или утверждения. В английском двойное отрицание признается нежелательным. (И дальше еще долго долго в том же духе) Но, дорогие студенты, запомните, что ни в одном языке мира двойное утверждение не дает отрицания.

Голос из зала:
- Да ладно!

Language pair: Russian; 
Miriam
October 18, 2009

# Msgs: 2
Latest: October 31, 2009
Russian jokes

- ¿ÞçÕÜã ÒàÐçØ ßàØ ßÐæØÕÝâÕ ÓÞÒÞàïâ ßÞ-ÛÐâëÝØ?
- ° çâÞ, ßãáâì ÑÞÛìÝÞÙ ßàØÒëÚÐÕâ Ú ÜÕàâÒÞÜã ï×ëÚã.

- why all the doctors speak in Latin even in patients' presence?
- Oh, they just help the patients to get used to dead language.

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µáÛØ ÔãàÐÚ ßÞáâãßØÛ ãÜÝÞ, ÝÕ ãÔØÒÛïÙáï. ½ã, ÞèØÑáï çÕÛÞÒÕÚ, á ÚÕÜ ÝÕ ÑëÒÐÕâ..
If a fool has done something clever, don't be surprise - he has just mistaken, it happens from time to time...

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- Ï ãÖÕ ÔÒÐ ÓÞÔÐ á ÖÕÝÞÙ ÝÕ àÐ×ÓÞÒÐàØÒÐî.
- ¿ÞçÕÜã?
- ¿ÕàÕÑØâì ÝÕ ÜÞÓã!

-I haven't talk to my wife for two years.
- Godness, why?
- Oh, it's just impossible to interrupt her when she begins to talk!

Language pair: Russian; 
Big Black Frog
October 10, 2009

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Re:Re:0
Hi! Let's go to learn Russian language! ;-) Sergej. Belarus. Skype: hovedsaklig

Language pair: English; Russian
Sergej G.
October 3, 2009

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Latest: October 3, 2009
Hello!
Hello! My name is Sveta. I live in Russia in a small town Izhevsk. I am a journalist and a television anchorman on TV channel in my region. I like to travel, go downhill skiing and listen to the music. I'd like to improve my English and find new friends. Write to me and I will help you to learn Russian)

Language pair: Russian; 
Sveta
September 29, 2009

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Latest: November 9, 2009
Re:0
Hi im Valery im interested in Russian language ald id also like to practise English with someone :)

Language pair: English; Russian
Valery B.
September 29, 2009

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Latest: October 3, 2009
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My name is Natalya. I am from Russia, Ural. I can help you with your Russian language

Language pair: English; Russian
Natalya L.
September 22, 2009

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Latest: October 3, 2009
Re: Language Exchange
hi ulia
I could teach you English because I have a high level if you want I can teach English. greetings



Language pair: English; Russian
emma
September 20, 2009

# Msgs: 2
Latest: September 25, 2009
Re:Language Exchange
hi///i'm ulia i'm from russia and i want learn english

Language pair: Russian; English
ulia k.
September 17, 2009

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Latest: September 17, 2009
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