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RE; WRITING
WRITING ME VIA E-MAIL IN GERMAN.
I WILL BE GETTING A MESSAGE FROM YOU SOON IN GERMAN.
IT IS EASY TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE THROUGH WRITTEN COMMUNICATION IN
GERMAN.

Language pair: English; German
Divina M.
June 21, 2005

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Re:Re:French
Hi Francois,

You would like to practice English and I would like to practice French. I am looking for someone who has Skype for voice chat. I am interested in practicing using a lesson plan from "mylanguage exchange". Please email me if you would like to try this. Thanks.

Chris

Language pair: French; English
Chris
June 19, 2005

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Duck calls and catfish bait
Actually, the name of the catfish has everything to do with the cat. The catfish is a scavenger, and it has tentacles around it's mouth that look very much like a cat's whiskers. That's why we call it a catfish.

But the point of the joke is that when the woman breaks wind,(when she "farts") she makes a sound that the blind man mistakes for the sound of a duck call, and an odor he mistakes for the smell of catfish bait.

Re:Question relating william

what it means by duck call is a wooden device used by hunters to mimck the sound of a duck to attrack ducks to kill.

catfish bait is a fishing bait made especially to catch a fish found in north america called a catfish(the name has nothing to do with a cat)

This is a reply to message # 53236
Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Category: Jokes


Post date: June 11, 2005


Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Mark S.
June 11, 2005

# Msgs: 3
Latest: December 14, 2005
AN OLLE LAIT VO SÜDTIROL!
Hoi Lait!
I hoff irgndjemand vo Südtirol sigg des do!
Bitte meldets enk!
I bin gonz üboroscht, dass do soffl Südtiroler sein. Vielleicht het jemand amol Luscht oanfoch jemand vo Südtirol kennen zu learn anstott von da ondorn seite vo da welt.
Tschüss enk!
Kathi

Language pair: German; English
Kathi
June 6, 2005

# Msgs: 1

Re:hello means ciao
I speak English fluently. Do you need someone who speaks Greek as well?

=Rita=

Language pair: English; Italian
Rita J.
June 6, 2005

# Msgs: 1

Re:Re:Was ist Los?
I assume that this is something you say in German? Because in English, I 'don't see why you'd want to say it. Maybe I'm missing something. How do you say it in German?

Mark



Another thing you could say is:

Person one:
Where are you?
Person two:
Where the fox and the rabit wish eachother good night.
(the middle of knowhere!) Meliny our tour director in germany told us this in german and english.



Language pair: German; English
Mark S.
June 5, 2005

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Latest: June 5, 2005
Question relating
I read the story "Shopping at Walmart" by Lady T. It's interesting but I can not understand the last line. I guess the phrases Duck Call and Catfish Bait must have some special meaning here. Please explain if possible. Thanks.




Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
HN L.
June 3, 2005

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Latest: December 14, 2005
Re:Re:lookin for penpal
I'm looking for somebody who speeks italian and who wants to learn either french or english hopefully around 12 to 18 years old

Language pair: English; All
Nandi M.
May 3, 2005

# Msgs: 1

Re:Why English is Hard to Learn--follow up to 24082
And don't forget the opposite problem: words that are pronounced the same but spelled differently.

The playwright wanted to make sure he got the Rite of Spring right.

Katherine

Language pair: English; Japanese
Katherine
May 2, 2005

# Msgs: 3
Latest: May 2, 2005
Re:Why English is Hard to Learn--follow up to 24082
> I was discussing English grammar with a
> friend today, in particular the difficulty
> keeping track of the particles from phrasal
> verbs, like "on" in "to turn on" or "up"
> in "to wind up".

The main difference between a human being
and a computer is that when you get mad at
them, you tell the human to shut up and the
computer to shut down.

Puti


Language pair: English; All
Juha-Petri T.
May 2, 2005

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Latest: May 2, 2005
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