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Re:kinda funny i think lol.
Lune !Felicitaciones!
Esta muy bueno tu chiste
Si te agrda la idea podemos escribirnos... Yo te puedo mejorar en Español y t{u me das "Tips" en Inglés.
Tu chiste lo copiaste supongo...No hay errores..
Hay alguna serie de TV de la Warner o Hallmark, Sony donde pases programas con titulos y que puedan orientarnos para escribirnos..
Algunos "Refranes" o "Saying" para tí:
Tiempo es oro
Mejor tarde que nunca
Nunca dejes para mañana lo que puedas hacer hoy
Mas facil es decir que hacer
Dime con quien andas y te dire quien eres.
El que nace barrigon ni que lo fajen chiquito...
If you want more write to my by the Bulletin Board Section Others....
Regards,
Mary
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maryjaponte l.
August 12, 2004
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Greetings from Bulgaria:-)
Hello,
My name is Pavel.I am a 45 year old, married man from Bulgaria.I have been teaching myself English for about
some years and I'm looking for anyone who is studying Bulgarian and would like practice.
I prefer the 'PenPals' and the 'Text Chat'.
Hey people let's begin:-)
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Language pair: Bulgarian; English
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Pavel M.
August 12, 2004
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Para quienes hablan o estudian español
Sapanish course for English speakers
(se debe leer en voz alta, si no no tiene gracia)
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
. N L C John = en el sillón = in the armchair.
. Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat, old man.
. This s poor as stunt air e us = dices puras tonterías = you're saying stupid things.
. S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the small rags.
. Desk can saw = descanso = rest.
. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
.The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = silly stuff.
. See eye = si hay = yes there is.
. T n s free o? = tienes frío? = are you cold?
. pair done = perdón
. L gatt e tow = el gatito
. Ten go sap at toss eat tall e an oz = tengo zapatos italianos
. Be goat tess the ran chair o = bigotes de ranchero
. S taz b n gore dough = estás bien gordo
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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american version
August 8, 2004
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Latest: October 22, 2004
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Spanish Basic level --Un chiste de Gallegos
¿Porqué los gallegos ponen una bolsa con azúcar debajo de la almohada cuando van a dormir?
Respuesta: Para tener un dulce sueño
=Why the people from Galicia put one bag with sugar under the pillow when they are going to sleep?
Answer: In order to have a sweet dream
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maryjaponte l.
July 4, 2004
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Re:Error Messages
Lady T, you are absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Milli
May 20, 2004
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Re:Mental Challenge
Hi LadyT,
These jokes are hilarious and really good.... thanks for sharing them.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Milli
May 20, 2004
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long q.
May 4, 2004
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Another Dumb Blonde
i'm a chinese girl who wants to learn english by heart and practice a lot. i'd like to help anyone who wants to learn chinese.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister!I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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joanna h.
March 23, 2004
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Re:I am...
I loved that one!
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Language pair: English; All
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David
March 7, 2004
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Re:Re:Tommy's Mom
George might been the Mom's name! ;))
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Language pair: English; Japanese
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Katia
February 18, 2004
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