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Re:joke time...... a blind man visit Texas
I flush the toilet

Language pair: English; Arabic, Middle Eastern
Jenny M.
November 21, 2009

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Latest: November 23, 2009
joke time...... a blind man visit Texas

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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" (got it?)

Language pair: English; Arabic, Middle Eastern
samantha a.
November 19, 2009

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Latest: November 23, 2009
Re:Re:Like to learn Spanish
I can help u in Arabic u can tech me what ever u know

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
Zainab M.
August 19, 2009

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Latest: August 19, 2009
Re:Like to learn Spanish
Hi,

I am interested in learning Arabic. I speak English but also speak some Spanish.

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
Kyle
July 28, 2009

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Latest: August 19, 2009
Like to learn Spanish
Hi.......I am male and I can speak Arabic and English..I want to learn Spanish...If any want to practice any of the two languages and teach me Spanish..Very welcome

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
Sul H.
July 25, 2009

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Latest: August 19, 2009
Re:english
dear Ammar

how are you going

if you are really interested, we may have chat with each other i hope we may improve our enlish

bye

ata pakistan

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
ata
June 15, 2009

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Latest: June 15, 2009
english
my name is ammar i'm 21 years old
i would like to learn english
any one can help

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
ammar s.
June 14, 2009

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Latest: June 15, 2009
quiero apreder arabe.
Hola..Busco un compañero interesado en aprender español para intercambio de conocimientos...preferiblemente Sirio, pero no hay problema q tenga otra nacionalidad...por favor ponerse en contacto si?

Language pair: Spanish; Arabic, Middle Eastern
Zeny N.
May 30, 2009

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Re:Joke
Funny! Would you like me to fix some grammar in your post so it's easier to understand?

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
Alexi
May 27, 2009

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Latest: May 27, 2009
hi
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
can anyone leanr french with me
iam still begenner
my native language is arabic


Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; French
Oman L.
May 19, 2009

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