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Jokes in Swedish - and explanations
Vad heter Finlands värsta bärplockare?
Svar: Maski Hallonen

Explanation: What's the name of the worst berry picker in Finland?

Maski Hallonen sounds like a very Finnish name. And it translates to Worms (mask) in (i) the raspberries (hallonen).

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Varför smyger norrmännen runt på apoteket?
Svar: De vill inte väcka sömntabletterna

Translation: Why do the Norweigans sneak around in the drug store?
Answer: They don't want to wake up the sleeping pills

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Lilla Per frågar sin mamma:
- Mamma, vad är det för skillnad på tjejer och killar?
- Kom ska jag visa dej. Ta av min kjol.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av min blus.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av min underkjol.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av min BH.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av mina trosor.
- Ja, mamma.
- Okej, nu vet du. Det här ska väl lära dej att inte ha på mina kläder...

Explanation: The kid asks his mother what difference it is between boys and Girls. The mother then proceeds to tell her son to take off her skirt, her blouse, her bra and so on. And in the end, she says "Okay, now you know. This will teach you to not wear my clothes"

Language pair: Swedish;

Julia W.
August 2, 2016

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Hi. I need immediate help in Swedish language
Hello.I'm looking for a partner who can teach me Swedish language and I can teach him or her Arabic or English instead.

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; Swedish

ahmed k.
April 24, 2016

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Hi. I need immediate help in Swedish language
Hello.I'm looking for a partner who can teach me Swedish language and I can teach him Arabic or English instead.

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; Swedish

ahmed k.
April 24, 2016

# Msgs: 1

Looking for friends
Hi i'm looking for friends and who's want to know about Thai and can talk to me by English and Swedish.I can't speak Swedish not much but I can speak Enlish =)

Language pair: English; Swedish

Chudapa N.
April 26, 2015

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Target language is Swedish. Anyone want to pair up?
Hi, I'm Anna. Just joined today. Looking for someone who can help me learn Swedish and in exchange, I will help you learn English.

Also, interested in making new friends.

Language pair: English; Swedish

Anna
February 6, 2015

# Msgs: 1

Re:Looking for Swedish and or Norwegian Language Tutor
I want one too. :)

Language pair: Swedish; Norwegian

Ângela M.
December 28, 2014

# Msgs: 1

Re:Re:Exchange french and spanish for english and swedish basics
Hi I can speak English and Spanish fluently. I can speak some French and would like to improve. I can help you improve your English and perhaps you can help me with my French! Let me know what you think.

Language pair: French; Swedish

Efrain P.
August 13, 2014

# Msgs: 4
Latest: August 13, 2014

Re:Exchange french and spanish for english and swedish basics
Hey :)

Language pair: French; Swedish

Jean meshac B.
August 11, 2014

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Latest: August 13, 2014

je ned hjalp
mitt name annie , je ned hjalp svenska

Language pair: Swedish; English

Anita
August 9, 2014

# Msgs: 1

I would like to learn swedish language
Hello...my native language is Arabic and i can speak very well
english and i am interested in swedish language and i wish to learn it
if i can thank you.

Language pair: English; Swedish

Abdul Halim I.
April 28, 2014

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