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Dumb Blond(Too)
Why the blond's brain became into the size of a bean when she dies???









Because her brain sweels!!!

Language pair: Portuguese; English
Armando D.
December 13, 2002

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Buying meat at the Butchy
A good guy entered in a butchy and ask:
- Do you have tail?
- Yes we have. The butcher said.
- Then give me one.
A second one entered, a nice guy too, and ask:
- Do you have Thigh??
- Yes. the butcher said.
- So, Give one, please. . .
A third one came in and ask:
- Do you have arms?
- And we have. The butcher said.
- Then raises it cause it's an assault!


Language pair: Portuguese; English
Armando D.
December 12, 2002

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Re:write and loose weight!
Ummm ... I don't get it!

No puedo entenderlo!

Language pair: English; Spanish
Lia
December 1, 2002

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Latest: November 16, 2003
Shot stuffs
I a PUB was estered a short stuff guy...and this one as soon as he didn`t see the other side he starts jumping and rainsing his voice he said?
- Give me a fanta!- Give me a fanta!
after some minutes doing this he didn`t has any answer back and he gives the turn to the other side and saw another short stuff saying?
- Orange or grape!!?- Orange or grape!!?

Language pair: English; Portuguese
Armando D.
October 29, 2002

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The elephants of "Miranda" are going further
Remember those elephants of the member "miranda" wearing sun glasses
OK now...
How can 4 elephants get into a (beetles volkswagen) car?!!

Answer
Don't look down, -especially "Miranda"-




ANSWER:Simple, 2 on the front seats and the other 2 on the back seat

Now ,how can 8 elephants get into a (mercedes)?!!!!


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ANSWER: Easy Easy,we sell the mercedes and buy 2 beetles

Language pair: Arabic, Egyptian; English
loll
August 29, 2002

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