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34846
Bilingual Joke
Hope you guys haven't heard this one already.


What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call a person who speaks only one language?

American.





XD I kill me!

Language pair: English; Catalan
ArchivedMember
August 13, 2004

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34913
Re:Bilingual Joke
that was funny ill have to remember that one
so you are practicing catalan? have you ever been to barcelona spain? well they speak it there its pretty cool.
bye, Rosa

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ArchivedMember
August 14, 2004

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35139
Re:Bilingual Joke
that's so funny it's sad. because it's TRUE!

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ArchivedMember
August 18, 2004

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35357
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haha lol yes i need to kill you lol!!
nope just joking,
well it's TOO funny!!!

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ArchivedMember
August 22, 2004

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36839
Re:Re:Bilingual Joke
Thank you very much, I do not appreciate that, and no, it is NOT true. I am 16 and I speak English, Spanish, and I'm working on Chinese. I've also travelled to China for 3.5 weeks on an exchange program, and I've been to Switzerland and Japan for 2 weeks each. oh yea, and I'm AMERICAN!! Please, watch what you say next time, and check your facts before you say it.

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ArchivedMember
September 19, 2004

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36884
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read this message(and the others posted on the same topic) 36126 . You can search for it through the message search. This is a response to the same issue someone posted a while ago. I would say the same thing to you, and a big congratulations, but i dont want to type it all over again

Language pair: English; French
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ArchivedMember
September 20, 2004

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39179
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It is not true that people who only speak one language are American, it is what's called sarcasm. I am British and I quite often hear people say "there is no point learning foreign languages as everyone in the world speaks English". This attitude really annoys me, but I can't change their opinion. All I can do is carry on learning French, Spanish and Portuguese, which I am at the moment, so that at least I can communicate with people who have these languages as their mother tongue.

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ArchivedMember
November 8, 2004

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39224
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Hola Elizabeth:

Con mucho gusto puedo mantener correspondencia contigo, para que practiques el español y yo el inglès. Supongo que tu nivel de español te permite escribir con cierta libertad, pero si no es así no hay problema. Escríbeme sobre las costumbres sociales en tu comunidad hoy dia, si te resulta cómodo.

O escribe sobre los animales...el mas grande..el más inteligente, el que grita más y asi lo que destaca más de cada uno. ¿Te parece?

Tengo varios temas preparados para nivel basico e intermedio. Si eso es lo que te conviene, mo lo haces saber...

En inglés me gusta aprender sobre las partes del cuerpo, lñas enfermedades, lo que te mandan a hacer cuando vas al médico y lo relativo a salud, por los momentos...
Cordiales Saludos, Mary

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maryjaponte
lechuzareina

November 9, 2004

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39225
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Hola Elizabeth:

Con mucho gusto puedo mantener correspondencia contigo, para que practiques el español y yo el inglès. Supongo que tu nivel de español te permite escribir con cierta libertad, pero si no es así no hay problema. Escríbeme sobre las costumbres sociales en tu comunidad hoy dia, si te resulta cómodo.

O escribe sobre los animales...el mas grande..el más inteligente, el que grita más y asi lo que destaca más de cada uno. ¿Te parece?

Tengo varios temas preparados para nivel basico e intermedio. Si eso es lo que te conviene, mo lo haces saber...

En inglés me gusta aprender sobre las partes del cuerpo, lñas enfermedades, lo que te mandan a hacer cuando vas al médico y lo relativo a salud, por los momentos...
Cordiales Saludos, Mary

Language pair: English; Spanish
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maryjaponte
lechuzareina

November 9, 2004

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39706
Re:Re:Re:Bilingual Joke
Dude/dudette chill, gawd, I'm american and I speak 1 1/40 languages too but the point is that is a GENERALISED statment. if you can't take a joke stop listening

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ArchivedMember
November 18, 2004

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42100
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haha, so true. americans r such lazy ass bastards. & im american so that just shows how much i appreciate my country ^-^ & n e wayz, its not like americans r good for n e thin. i mean, we didnt even come up w/ our own language, we just took it from the british XD XP *(I'm sorry, people, shes dillusional)* (dis is me & my friend talkin to ya. im the insane 1, & she is the sane 1. can u guess who wrote wat?)

Language pair: English; Catalan
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January 3, 2005

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