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Silly riddles for the incarcerated
A couple of very silly riddles in English:

Q: You are a prisoner in a cell with no entrances or exits. All that is in the cell are a bed and a calendar. How do you survive?

A: By eating the dates from the calendar and drinking the water from the springs in the bed.



Q: You are trapped in a cell with no entrances and no exits. You have only a bed and a mirror. How do you escape?

A: You look in the mirror so you can see what you saw.

You use the saw to cut the bed in half.

Since two halves make a whole (hole) you can crawl out through the hole to freedom!




Because these are based on puns, they don’t translate into other languages. Perhaps someone will share similar jokes from Spanish or other languages with us!

Mark Springer
Sacramento, CA USA


Language pair: English; All
Mark
Springer

March 4, 2005

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