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A few giggles
Leer a los chistes recuerdame de unas otras buenas.
Una chiste por Mensaje: #614 Lydia Hurtubise March 20, 2002
¿Qué es lo que es grande, de color rojo, y que come rocas?
Un rojo comedor grande de rocas.
Y ¿que es lo que es grande, de color azul, y que come rocas?
Tal vez ¿piensan que será un comedor grande azul de rocas?
Es una conjetura muy razonable, pero también es equivocado--porque los comedores grandes de rocas ¡se hacen solamente de color rojo!
¡Gracias por leer! Mandare más luego.
Mark Springer
Sacramento, CA, USA
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¡Codicio intercambiar con usted!
En inglés (porque quiero que saben todos qué trato de decir. Por eso, ¡podrían ayudarme en mejorar me español tan malo!)
Reading these jokes reminds me of other good ones.
Here's a joke for Message #614 Lydia Hurtubise March 20, 2002
What's big and red and eats rocks?
A big, red rock eater!
So what's big and blue and eats rocks?
Perhaps you're thinking a big, blue rock eater?
It's a wise guess, but it's also a wrong one--because big rock-eaters only come in red!
Mark Springer
Sacramento, CA, USA
Regular member (Full-time College Student--no money for extras!)
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Studying: Spanish, Portuguese
Studied: German, Turkish, Mandarin Chinese
Played with: Russian, Hebrew, Latin, Tagalog, French, Sign.
I look forward to exchanging with you!
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Mark S.
February 12, 2005
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Re: Joke about U.S. Americans
I am also a citizen of the U.S., and this is one of my very favorite jokes.
I'm proud to be the citizen of a country where we have the freedom to love our nation and to criticize it and make it better. I look forward to a future where the arrogant attitude that seems to dominate our culture in relatinons with other cultures will have been overcome and forgotten.
I hope that thoughtful, well-meant humor can be a gentle way of pushing our nationalal community in this direction.
As a point in fact, I expect that there are really a very small percentage of U.S. Citizens who are aware of the hemispherical significance of our calling ourselves, "Americans", that we take over the entire half of the world by doing that. It would seem to be obvious, but honestly, it never crossed my mind until someone told me.
Before that time, it only aggrivated me. I mean, there was a United States of Brazil, a United States of Mexico--I felt like every country in the world had a real name of its own except us! I'd really like to see us change that.
Mark Springer
Sacramento, U.S.A.
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Mark S.
February 11, 2005
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Re:Only a Joke - Vocabulary English -Spanish
By the way: A "conundrum" (See how I spelled it?)
is any problem that needs a solution. So a good riddle is a conundrum, but so is the question of how I might get off of work early to meet my girlfriend without getting caught and making my boss mad at me.
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Mark S.
February 11, 2005
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Re:Re:Only a Joke - Vocabulary English -Spanish
Excuse my typing errors--they keep telling me not to use the computers with my gloves on, but I never listen:
In my last message I meant to say that the English word for "adivinar" is "Guess". Maybe that didn't confuse anyone, but I thought I'd set the record straight.
Enjoy!
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Mark S.
February 11, 2005
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Re:Only a Joke - Vocabulary English -Spanish
Hi Mary,
There are a couple of things you might be talking about. A "riddle" is a puzzle who's answer is a joke. Perhaps the most famous riddle in English is
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
This may seem very confusing from outside our culture, but the point of it is that the question sounds like there is supposed to be some fascinating thing going on, but the answer is really obvious.
We also have riddles which are intended to be very challenging puzzles. We think of them as Sphinx riddles, perhaps. There are a number of these kinds of riddles in The Hobbit when Bilbo Baggins is in the Cave with Gollum. A typical Sphinx riddle might be:
I build mountains and tear them down,
I blind men and help them to see
What am I?
I'll leave you to think about that one for a while. Answers to Sphinx riddles tend to be someting simple and common, like "fire" "man" "Time" That sort of thing. You want to think of some commonly known thing or concept that can do all of those things I mentioned.
The question you asked, however, about the movies, I wouldn't reallly call a riddle, because it's not funny and because it's not puzzling in the way that sphinx riddles are. I would call it a puzzle, maybe, or a trivia question. It simply challenges me to come up with the answer to a question that is not one that everybody would know immediately. I could solve that one by looking it up on the Internet (Regan was in the movie, "Bedtime for Bonzo", and Bonzo was a chimpanzee, while Hepburn was in the movie, "Bringing up Baby", and Baby was a leopard.
So that was just a trivia question. (trivia is a word meaning informaiton that is not particularly important). One more word you might like to learn, adiviar in English is "guess" so when someone asks you a riddle, you should try to guess the answer.
Thanks for the question, and have fun!
Mark Springer
Sacramento, CA, U.S.A.
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Mark S.
February 10, 2005
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Re::-)
Gozó el primero chiste, y gosó traduzcar el segundo. Pero no lo entendí.
Comprendo : Mommy, mommy, my little brother made caca
Well, go and change him (his diaper)
No, no, he fell off the balcony!
Adivino que hay un modismo en español acerca de ese "hacer caca" que quiere decir tener un accidente. Y también sera un buen chiste en inglés decir,
Mommy, mommy, my little brother had an accident
Well, go and change him (his diaper)
No, no, he fell off the balcony!
Porque en inglés, "tener un acidente" puede decir lo que dice--algo mal que no espera, y también es un modismo que quiere decir "hacer caca en los pantalones"
Favor de decirme mas sobre ese frase, "hacer caca". ¿Quiere decir más en español?
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Mark S.
February 10, 2005
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Re::-)
Gozó el primero chiste, y gosó traduzcar el segundo. Pero no lo entendí.
Comprendo : Mommy, mommy, my little brother made caca
Well, go and change him (his diaper)
No, no, he fell off the balcony!
Adivino que hay un modismo en español acerca de ese "hacer caca" que quiere decir tener un accidente. Y también sera un buen chiste en inglés decir,
Mommy, mommy, my little brother had an accident
Well, go and change him (his diaper)
No, no, he fell off the balcony!
Porque en inglés, "tener un acidente" puede decir lo que dice--algo mal que no espera, y también es un modismo que quiere decir "hacer caca en los pantalones"
Favor de decirme mas sobre ese frase, "hacer caca". ¿Quiere decir más en español?
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Mark S.
February 10, 2005
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Re:investigating international spanish salutations
También dicen "Hola," tal vez mas en españa.
Y tembién he estudiado Mandarín, y sé que en China,dicen "wei?" No sé qué quiere decir--a lo mejor no quiere decir nada, solo es lo que dicen.
Gracias por la pregunta tan interesante!
I'm sure they also say "Hola" in Spanish, although maybe that's just in Spain.
But I've also studied Mandarin, and in China, they say "wei?" I don't know what this means--it may not mean anything at all. But that's what they say.
Mark Springer,
Sacramento CA, U.S.A.
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Mark S.
February 10, 2005
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Re:Re:Bilingual Joke
Hola Elizabeth:
Con mucho gusto puedo mantener correspondencia contigo, para que practiques el español y yo el inglès. Supongo que tu nivel de español te permite escribir con cierta libertad, pero si no es así no hay problema. Escríbeme sobre las costumbres sociales en tu comunidad hoy dia, si te resulta cómodo.
O escribe sobre los animales...el mas grande..el más inteligente, el que grita más y asi lo que destaca más de cada uno. ¿Te parece?
Tengo varios temas preparados para nivel basico e intermedio. Si eso es lo que te conviene, mo lo haces saber...
En inglés me gusta aprender sobre las partes del cuerpo, lñas enfermedades, lo que te mandan a hacer cuando vas al médico y lo relativo a salud, por los momentos...
Cordiales Saludos, Mary
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maryjaponte l.
November 9, 2004
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Re:Re:Bilingual Joke
Hola Elizabeth:
Con mucho gusto puedo mantener correspondencia contigo, para que practiques el español y yo el inglès. Supongo que tu nivel de español te permite escribir con cierta libertad, pero si no es así no hay problema. Escríbeme sobre las costumbres sociales en tu comunidad hoy dia, si te resulta cómodo.
O escribe sobre los animales...el mas grande..el más inteligente, el que grita más y asi lo que destaca más de cada uno. ¿Te parece?
Tengo varios temas preparados para nivel basico e intermedio. Si eso es lo que te conviene, mo lo haces saber...
En inglés me gusta aprender sobre las partes del cuerpo, lñas enfermedades, lo que te mandan a hacer cuando vas al médico y lo relativo a salud, por los momentos...
Cordiales Saludos, Mary
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maryjaponte l.
November 9, 2004
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