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joke of the day
How can you tell if a blonde was using your computer??







There is white-out on your screen!!

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Language pair: English; German
ArchivedMember
March 11, 2003

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I would be glad to improve my English! I'm from Munoch in GErmany.

Lisa kommt vom Einkauf wieder heim. Fragt ihre Mutter: Hast du gesehen ob der Metzger Schweinefüße hat?
Lisa: Nein, er hatte doch schuhe an!
:)

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Claudia
December 27, 2006

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Wow... Blonde jokes. Ah, I've heard too many of them.

Now...a language joke.

Boy: I speak English very good.
Girl: Well.
Boy: Well what?

Meaning of the joke: The correct phrase is "I speak English very well." But the boy didn't understand, and responded to "Well what?"

Well has a lot of meanings.
The girl meant well as in "good", but the boy thouoght of well as in "but". (Argh, the boy's use of the word "well" is hard to translate!!!)

Language pair: English; Vietnamese
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Travis
December 27, 2006

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